Born in the 925, aka East Bay, CA, Bev Vuilleumier has since grown to be a Tahoe resident, a fan of all things hip-hop, and one of the brightest young stars in ladies snowboarding. I once watched her almost die from a drunken eight foot fall into a pile of dusty rocks, and Bev has shown she’s tough as nails and a great  personality for female snowboarding.

Yobeat: Where is all this gangster swagger coming from?

Bev: Oh, that’s from my roots, 925, I was born there. Just kidding, I moved when I was 11, so I dunno I’m not a gangster I just like rap.

Have you ever beat a bitch?

Wanted to, but I haven’t ever.

Not even one punch to the grill?

No.

So you don’t have a history of violence?

Only with boys.

You’ve beaten up a boy?

One time, my neighbor and I got into a fight. It was pretty much even. We were hating each other one time and then we started wrestling and that’s all that happened.

Did anything sexual result from this romp?

Definitely not!

Girl?  With style? Must be Bev.

Thong or granny panties?

Panties for life.

Push-up or sports bra?

Um depends on what you’re doing.

Snowboarding?

Sports bra.

Night out?

Push-up.

Vegas?

PUSH-UP BRA!

Does push up bra night go with thong night?

Yeah probably.

Style tips with Leanne Pelosi.

Has anything notable ever happened in your snowboard career?

I dunno, oh, I won 25 grand once, that was sweet. It was this little contest called If Ullr was a girl. So that was cool. But I blew it all on my truck and my sled.

Were you a good athlete growing up?

No, I entertained the bench pretty well though.

Any good crashes in your past?

Icer Air 2006, I fell into the net. It was 160 feet off the ground, and really embarrassing. It sucked, it was so scary too. I got a really sick sequence photo of it though, with a seagull and everything. But I just caught my edge and died backwards into the net basically.

Why do girls eat shit so hard?

I dunno, maybe ‘cuz we are trying! Trying shit ya’ know?

What about when you fell through the floor at the Salomon house?

Oh yeah. That was probably one of my worst falls, and most embarrassing. Six feet to death through that stupid trap door. Good thing I didn’t die.

How is it only snowing in the background? Must be secret contest technology.

If you could have one super power what would it be?

Um, I would be a wizard so I could be at Hogwarts, or I would fly.

Are you a closet nerd?

Yeah.

What is your secret nerd power, computers, D&D, pocket protection?

I dunno probably I just like Harry Potter a lot. I’ve read all the books multiple times and I watch the movies a lot.

Who is the bigger sex pot, Harry Potter or that fire crotch Ron Weasley?

Ron. I dunno, I just think there is something awesome about him.

Would you bone Ron?

Shut up, maybe. Oh my god, you better not put that in there.

Hey Etnies, you owe Bev money now. Geery photo.

Worst date?

I dunno, I haven’t really been on many dates. Maybe one or two? Maybe Junior prom, we got into a car crash. My friends step-dad’s Mercedes. He drove it into a ditch. Then we walked to prom while I was in my dress.

After the walk did you get romantic, pull any cliche prom night activity?

Yeah right, fuck that.

Ever had a boyfriend?

Uh, kinda. I used to have boyfriends like everyday in 6th grade. Breaking hearts all day. Then it all changed in high school.

What’s with the nickname “Blackout Bev?”

I dunno, maybe because I like the color black or something I guess.

That was a lie, are you afraid your sponsors will be mad about “Blackout Bev?”

Well, actually no, no not when I think about it.

“…I like the color black…” ok doky Bev.

How many fitted hats do you have?

Probably at least 25.

Biggest t-shirt in your closet?

XXXL, biggest for sure.

What’s up with next winter?

Uh probably more contests, probably the Dew Tour.

Best trick you’ve got right now?

Frontside I dunno. I don’t know, I like suitcases.

Sponsors?

Salomon, Bonfire, Northstar, Etnies, 32, kicker, The House Boardshop, Pom Pom Wax