YoBeat: Making Fun of Snowboarding Since 1997

People from California are laid back.    p. Stan Evans

Growing up in Truckee, CA, Kimmy Fasani had nothing better to do than hang with the dudes and huck backflips. A few hundred  backflips later and Kimmy had three USASA National titles under her belt, she’d been on Burton, she’d been dropped by Burton, and she’d been picked up by DC. After landing a section in the all-girl film Stance, this season Kimmy is competing in the Dew Tour, is about to give X Games a shot, and is officially filming with Standard Films. As she was trying to rest in the DC Mountain Lab, surrounded by boys watching porno, Yobeat decided to make things worse by asking one of snowboarding’s sweetest ladies the tough questions.

Yobeat: What’s the gnarliest porn video you’ve ever seen?

Kimmy: Two Girls One Cup! Wow!

What porno is playing in the background right now?

Something on cakefarts.com So bad..

There are so many guys I’d like to see man up to this.    p. Stan Evans

Word is you are hot and heavy with Chris Benchtler. How did you end up dating a skier?

We met at an ice cream shop in Mammoth. He was 16 years old, I was 19 years old. I didn’t know he was a skier at the time. Six years later, he’s a pro skier and I’m a pro snowboarder. Just worked out.

Did you rob the cradle or wait?

Robbed.

Are skiers or snowboarders better love makers?

Skiers.

Who can work a pole better, you or your skier boyfriend?

I mean, he uses poles everyday for skiing and I travel a lot, so yeah…

Do you have any plans for post-boarder life, or are you just hoping to marry rich?

I want to be a working woman! I have a degree in Marketing so I will probably try to use that after I’m done shredding. I can also see myself moving to Central America and raising a family in a Spanish-speaking country, but that’s a ways away, and I’ll need to marry rich to do that.

That’s rad, simple enough.      p. Stan Evans

How do you like being on DC?

Being on DC is like a dream come true. The company supports and believes in its riders. They give me all the tools I need to do my job and I always have a great team of guys to ride with. There’s nothing bad about riding for DC.

Do you have any non-contest plans this winter?

I am working with Standard Films this winter. Hana Beaman, Leanne Pelosi, Raewyn Reid, and myself are a four-girl crew that will be traveling together throughout the season. I will be in Canada and hopefully the California backcountry a lot from Feb until April. We are going to Alaska at the end of April for a Heli trip too.

Are you afraid of killing yourself like Hannah Teter did in that Burton movie?

Yeah! Alaska is a scary place but we are going to start small and move our way up. We will be riding powder for a few months before we go, so we should be pretty warmed up…

Would you rather be known for contests or video parts?

Video parts for sure. Contests are easy to forget, but good parts aren’t! I want to be able to do both, though.

You see her? She’s the little neon ball hopping rocks.        p. Stan Evans

The world ends and you, Iikka, Travis Rice and Todd Richards are the only survivors because the DC Mountain Lab has somehow survived. Who do you fuck, who do you eat, and who do you send for help?

I would send Todd for help because he’s married. I would fuck Iikka, and eat Travis because he’s all muscle and would be good protein.

How can guys get with a pro snowboarder?

My advice to guys trying to pick up on pro girls would be: Be casual, be good at something even if it’s not snowboarding, and don’t use cheesy pick up lines.

Like what?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. Or Sup girl, are you single?

Isn’t this what we all want to ride?      p. Stan Evans

What are you good at besides snowboarding?

Cleaning, writing, and hiking…

How can you be good at hiking? Don’t you just walk around outside?

Yeah, but I love hiking in the summer, maybe I should say rock climbing instead. That’s a better hobby.

You’re clubbin’ at the Jersey Shore. Who’s with you: Leanne Pelosi, Donna Vano, Desiree Melancon or Kjersti Buaas? You can pick two.

If I’m partying on the Jersey Shore, I’m going to need Party Pelosi to get on the dance floor with, and Desiree Melancon to have my back when the cat fights start. I think Des would have my back, at least.

POW!       p. Stan Evans

If you could have a super power what would it be?

The power to read minds.

How would you use it?

I would use it to see peoples true intentions.

Would you cut people slack? Like what if every night before bed your boyfriend thought, “Man, I wanna’ touch boobies.” Would you let that slide?

Yeah. I wouldn’t use it to judge people, but instead I would just want to know what they were really thinking about. Have you watched True Blood? I want Sookies power! She chooses when she listens…

Who’s paying the rent?

DC, Smith, Skullcandy, Clif Bar and Mammoth Mountain.

Thanks to Stan Evans for providing the photography. If you want to see some more hot Kimmy action check out Stancemovie.com.