AWSM is out of Products; Now Reviewing HumansBy admin • Feb 23rd, 2011 • Category: News
You know you’ve made it as a human being when Todd Richards writes a review of you for his website. Someday, we hope to get reviewed by Todd, until then, we’re settling for reposting his Iikka Backstrom review.
This will be AWSMâ€™s second â€˜actual humanâ€™ review. Iikka is an interesting example of the human species from Finland. If youâ€™re not familiar with Finland and what itâ€™s done for skateboarding & snowboarding, Google Aarto Saari and the fuzzy little foreigner, Iikka. Now, lets get down to the nitty gritty. Iikka is the closest thing the planet has to a real live Muppet. Itâ€™s hard to put a label on his personality. Mostly, itâ€™s just confused. Iâ€™ve never seen someone look so baffled all the time. I personally love when he talks to his Finnish friends. It sounds like an old dial-up modem talking to a fax machine with â€œdudeâ€ or â€œbroâ€ thrown in for good measure. I love Iikka. I hope all of you out there get a chance to meet him someday. I know you ladies are excited. Although, I wouldnâ€™t get too tingly. Iikka is one of the only people Iâ€™ve ever witnessed successfully â€˜cock blockâ€™ himself at a bar. Hooray for Finland!
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