Colleen’s Columnoscopy

By • Jun 17th, 2011 • Category: Features, Gingervitus, Latest

One of these photos is from five years ago. Can you tell which one? I can’t, and they’re from my personal iphoto library. It’s my fifth summer living in Government Camp and the only way I can tell the summers apart is by associating the good times and incidents with the house I live in that year. Since I got here last week I’ve funneled more beers than a post-grad should (I did not do that in college, ever). I broke a beer bottle over a friend’s head, misted a roommate in beer that came from my mouth and performed a proper snakebite (more to come). I’ve been told this column should be interesting since I have a unique perspective. I guess that at almost six feet tall I’ve got an eagle’s eye view, but I can pretty much guarantee that using a hand mirror to look at your meat curtains will be more exciting than reading anything I have to say. I apologize in advance for my vulgarity, it’s just the way I’ve always been.

Your stock Government Camp Loop HWY photo

That’s what you get for passing out in the corner

Mandatory weena time.

Hondo from my perspective, yep I’m tall and he’s short.

It’s not as weird as it looks.

Bluebird, day one.

Stay tuned for a summer in Government Camp, how it looks from 6 feet off the ground…

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6 Responses »

  1. so wait, shes 6 feet tall?

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  2. 6’3, Ginger flipper

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  3. NH represent!

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  4. peters colon?

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  5. “but I can pretty much guarantee that using a hand mirror to look at your meat curtains will be more exciting than reading anything I have to say.” hahahaha thats ruthless.

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  6. Yeah Colleen!

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