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The Real JP? Ain’t Nothing to Fuck With

Yobeat Headquarters – Requests have poured in begging for a report, analysis and good old fashion ribbing of a situation currently taking place in the snowboard world. We assume this task fell on our shoulders because  other snow-journalists are too scared, wimpy or have their noses too far up the industry’s ass to publish things like, “The reason JP Walker does not have the respect or glory he feels entitled to is because of JP Walker.”

The situation is this. The sarcastic, spastic and light-hearted blog Harsh Zeach to Scorpion found an image of JP Zeaching his way into history. The post wasn’t the kindest obviously, but it did read, “The Boss Don”. Poking fun at JP’s trick choice, but not without showing an underlining respect to a man who helped create what we consider snowboarding. They did however post the photo below as well. Which, is obviously a joke, and at worst, a shy jab at a man who should be able to overlook, laugh off and not give a flying fuck about any of this. But of course, JP Walker had to prove what a joke he has become.

Here’s where the pot starts boiling. Utah filmer guy Roobs, who doesn’t matter, posted the photo, like he would any other day. JP Walker apparently saw this photo, freaked out due to insecurities, and decided to give Bode Merrill, the wrong guy, a lesson in “what’s up.” At this point JP Walker had made three mistakes. One, giving two shits what some stupid blog had to say. Two, never learning how to read (or he would have read Posted by ROOBS). And three, taking it upon himself to insult one of today’s best snowboarding talents (Bode Merrill). Which we can only surmise was his way of letting everyone know how super dope he is, how legendary he is and how totally secure he is personally and professionally.

The image above appeared on The Real JP?. Yes, JP Walker’s site is called The Real JP?. Obviously because he heard how cool the snowboard world thought Jeremy Jones was after creating The Real Jeremy Jones. Or, because JP Walker thought his icon chin, long blonde locks and legendary career wasn’t really differentiating himself from JP Tomich. Which is absolutely retarded. Although it’s possible it’s a deeper question, one from JP to JP, asking, “Am I the real JP?” This post was both JP Walker’s fourth and fifth mistakes. Four was showcasing how terrible he is at insults. Five was writing, “…-desperate-for-attention-flip???” As if three question marks wasn’t an obvious indicator that he should not post this, he spelled out the entire reason his respect among snowboarders has taken a 2008 like downturn. I think it’s safe to say, JP Walker is desperately trying to get our attention, or did I not mention The Real JP?

Harsh Zeach to Scorpion responded with a sincere post addressing that A) they felt bad and B) they were upset someone they admired, respected and once looked to for inspiration had such a sour reaction. They also photoshopped Yobeat’s old JP Walker photoshop job, to add a dash of humor. This should have cooled the water.  JP Walker should have felt both respected, and as if he had “won.” But of course not, because that’s not how people who have to publicly declare themselves as the real version of themselves roll. In JP Walker’s case, he just had to keep fucking it up, are you surprised?

This was JP Walker’s response. The mistakes now stack so high the only conclusion we can come to is that JP Walker has lost touch with reality, he has no idea what is happening in snowboarding, he feels the need to insult those who are smaller and younger than himself, and he is confused. Here are some examples:

“???” -Three question marks should be reserved for drunk people and girls younger than 16.

“It’s very sad that you felt so threatened by a blog post…” – Yes JP Walker, it is very sad that one of snowboarding’s all time greats felt compelled to start this ridiculous bullshit because of a blog post. You truly showed them “what’s up”.

“Wake up and look in the mirror man.” – Please JP Walker, listen to your own advice. Put your arms down and stop shitting on your own legacy.

“You have a whole site dedicated to hating on people.” –  JP Walker only has a career dedicated to hating on people.

“It’s just a sad attempt at getting your career going.” – On what planet is Bode Merrill “getting his career going”? Where we stand, it’s riders like Bode Merrill who are ending the careers of the JP Walker’s out there.

Maybe this is all a misunderstanding though. What if JP Walker has an amazing sense of humor, and did this to pal around with his snowboard brethren? What if Yobeat is all wrong about JP Walker? Could we have painted him the wrong color? For our integrity’s sake, we can not leave any question unturned. So, I, Nick Lipton, extend this offer to JP Walker. Give me an hour or so of your time. We’ll finally do the Hump Day we scheduled three Summers ago. The one you and The Real Jeremy Jones bailed on because a bar conversation the previous night had you nervous about what I would ask, how you would look and what impression the fans would take away. Please, step up to the plate, after all, a legend like yourself should have nothing to worry about right?

For Harsh Zeach to Scorpions latest response, check their blog HERE.

 

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Comments (141)

  1. the net has turned snowbros into a bunch of passive aggressive pussies.
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  2. jp walker is a picklesmacker
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  4. sweet. some drama
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  5. no one can produce a logical tirade as well as old lipman. good work. looking forward to where this goes.
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  6. bode merill has ended 2 of 3 vids since he started filming with absinthe. good luck getting your career going bode…jp walker is a clown
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  7. that shit cray.
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  8. yobeat setting the records straight with jp. I want a humpday with TRJP an TRJJ
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  9. A hump day with him would be great. I could forsee as much hate as when boznuts got his. If JP is cool at all he’ll totally do this.
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  10. rules are kinda simple, kinda not.
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  11. Bode and JP should be in the next peoples court. settle everything there.
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  12. Genius breakdown. Thanks Nick
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  13. I’m glad this was posted I hope JP Walker cries..faggot.
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  14. Molde Berril
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  15. I thought I clicked on Yobeat not TMZ? Who gives a fuck.
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  16. Das Wusgudwitit sahhn!
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  17. the real JP reminds me of a character from Zoolander, along with all of his responses..
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  19. too bad mitch nelson, bozung, brian thien, jason murphy all rode with jeremy, were three times doper, and bowed out gracefully…. old ass crap sack
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  20. or, who ever, both are synonimous and played, if you have to make a mind sore out of yer legend status your insecure, and not a legend cos if it werent for self promotion none would care. real legends dont need total coverage, people just remember and keep looking at the horizon for a sign of former stoke still stoking.
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  21. Haha yeah @Piles, Bozung sure did “bow out gracefully.”

    Also Lipton, at least refer to the right blog posts
    http://harshzeachtoscorpion.blogspot.com/2011/09/zeach-mtn.html

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  22. i’ve been waiting so long for this! And it was worth the wait!
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  23. i think jp wlakers brain is cocaine
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  24. i thought i was gonna laugh
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  25. Hahahahahahahaha. Lipton is killing it
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  27. MOTHERFUCKER DID YOU JUST SAY ROOBS DOESN’T MATTER
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  28. THE YOUNG BOL HAS THE BEST LENSWORK IN THE GAME AND YOU WORK AT A MARKETING FIRM IN CHICAGO AND TALK SHIT ON THE INTERNET I’M HUNGOVER AND ANGRY THAT I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN TWO HOURS AND ALSO ANGRY THAT YOU SAID ROOBS DOESN’T MATTER
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  29. jp walker is a fucking idiot. “you have a whole site dedicated to hating on people” wrong jp, it’s a JOKE, all in good fun. those guys laugh at themselves just as much as anyone else. only you would take it seriously. idiot.
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  30. I’M READY TO RIDE ON SOME CAPSLOCK-ALL-DAY TYPE SHIT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS ARTICLE WAS NOT FUNNY OR INTERESTING AND THE LITTLE TINY MARSHMALLOW JABS YOU TOSSED IN AT THE END REMIND ME OF THE BALL PIT AT CHUCKY CHEESE. NOW I HAVE TO GO BUMP WAKA AND SLAM MY DICK IN A DOORJAM BEFORE I FREAK OUT, TOODLES.
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  31. there should be a hump day with terrence
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  32. BODE AND JP SHOULD 69 Battle and who ever cums first loses…… I meant ZEACH OFF!!! ZEACH OFF!!! ZEACH OFF!!!
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  33. JP is a tool.
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  34. the unit got mexican mafia lookin for roobs!
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  35. the zeach fad is pretty Fukin old / buncha bs from the start and callin out people like jp is just as hurt as the fukin faggetass rainbow anon/nike shit u gotta maneuver ur mouse around round here.. namsayn
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  36. this is why i read yobeat.

    hilarious!

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  37. it wasn’t me
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  38. I fully respect what JP has done for snowboarding. but he just made himself look like a douchebag. take a damn joke. dont we do this because its fun?
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  39. Seriously though – Zeach’s blow.
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  40. TURNS OUT I HAD TO WORK AT 2. I’M 17 MINUTES LATE RIGHT NOW AND I’M GONNA SPEED IN THE HAMVAN TO WORK AND PROBABLY CRASH, I AM ON SOME SERIOUS ‘THE WORLD IS SHIT’ TYPE SHIT RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK MY COWORKERS WOULD HATE ME IF I JUST WORE HEADPHONES AND LISTENED TO MORRISSEY ALL DAY (OPEN QUESTION PLZ RESPOND W/ A COMMENT)
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  41. TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE. YOU’RE NOT COOL YOU JUST HANGOUT WITH COOL PEOPLE AND HATE ON THE INTERNET. (caps whoops!)
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  42. I’m on Bode’s side
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  43. “his respect among snowboarders has taken a 2008 like downturn” – pulitzer prize should be on it’s way
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  44. Fuck JP and all those big headed retards that think they deserve legendary status. Let’s take down some more!
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  45. I love insecure people
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  46. love it when my comments are to harsh for yobeat. this is my 9 comment thats been deleted from yobea over the course of the summer till now. i love it. by the way this shit sucks. but nick lipton your cool i gots respect for you if it wasn’t for you there would be no yobeat real talk.
    FYI
    there are kids starving in our country who gives a fuck about this bullshit.
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  47. I almost aint wanna even comment on this shit son…. I dont even kno what to say bout it yo. I feel like im scrollin through the latest perez hilton / tmz updates or some shit b. This shit is like Shia LeBeouf in the winta X games yo. Readinin this shit is like havin ya ears penetrated by a million microscopic dicks namsayin. Shit reminds me of jp + crew doin aerobics in the timberline parkin lot oiled up like some fukin baywatch shit. How many rich lil white boys did bode+ crew poke in the poopshoot before he decided to step to the G.O.D? Seriously yo…. Jus how many lily pads did the niggas skip across the pond on before they got inspired to make some shit like Harsh zeach to SUK MA Fukin Ape DIIK.
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  48. haha, sounds like Bode can’t handle the heat. He’s a way better snowboarder, but if he’s really serious about not seriously making fun of people, then he should be able to take a joke about himself. Don wins this battle, Bode go suck Jerm’s nutsack as the two biggest haters in snowboarding.
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  49. Sorry everyone, I’m totally retardeddddd….
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  50. You are really dumb, fo’ real, if you thinking JP is some uber legend who can now do whatever he wants. The only reason he gets press these days is because he hangs out with a bunch of young dudes who are way better than he is. His idea of being some rad is boing some retarded flip of the side of a moving van…..seriously the stupidest thing since the “darkslide” forever ago. I’d go as far to say that I don’t really think JP ever changed anything in snowboarding. He just happened to be around a lot of people who were doing things. And to people who still hate on boznuts, sure he’s a douche, but he changed a lot more than JP. He was one the first (if not the first, true life?, to have an all rail part) to really say: I’m just gonna film rails, that’s it (or he couldn’t get any shots on jumps…who knows?). Having people that were solely focused on that did more than some guy with long hair who can’t put his arms down.
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  51. im hammered
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  52. Every time I smoke a little crack I feel like the real JP :/
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  53. does anybody really give a fuck?
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  54. no one can tell if im white or not, so im gonna use the word “nigga” in a sentence. these niggas is crazy.
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  55. hahahaha the party has officially started!
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  56. lipton, are you sure that they poste the “you mad” photo before jp posted the merill flip? It seems more logical to be the other way round
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  57. shit, I dont think I’ve ever written a comment without a typo
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  58. HZTS is cheeky and fun, not to mention 90% od the shots on there are of the dudes who contribute. JP seems to pretty much be the dude who when you were a kid and thought lighting shit on fire, took it too far and lit a cat on fire. Terje would never stoop this low.
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  59. Snowboarding is fun
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  60. speaking of legendary status, has any of those guys earned a trick named after themselve?
    how about a hump day with zach leach to squash the beef?
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  61. what is this gossip girl? who gives a fuck
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  62. here ye’ peasants,
    is this tmz or the news or something… trying to use all this propaganda and biased arguments… you cant carry that into snowboarding, its just lame… snowboarding is separate from all that
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  63. the don has spokin. told me he was gonna film a switch zeach part next year. hyped on dat shit
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  64. Jp, you dated my Jr high art teacher, Ms Francis. She saw a picture of you and said she dated you. We where like “OMG our art teach is awesome”. All she could say was that you where too full of yourself. Well it’s come full circle now and looks like she’s right.
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  65. Who gives a fuck about this, Shaun White has his own company. Legendary status right there!
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  66. all those guys bitching about how this shit doeas not belong in snowboarding should chill..this shit may not REALLY matter but you can’t deny it’s REALLY fun. Hence the 65 comments
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  67. I agree with guy, still mad love for JP! … this other shit is just like, your opinion mannnnnnnnnn
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  68. alberghini your’re white i’ve seen your video
    lets get em
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  69. Next up for HZTS: Nomis Chamberlain’s “nose presses.” can you really call them crooks and overcrooks without trucks?
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  70. I sucked my room mates dick and he threw his hands up like JP
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  71. beef in the snowboard community or major publicity generating shitstorm to divert traffic to both blogs??? (<— see what i did there?) i thought hurricane season was over!
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  72. ill chalk this one up as a W “Bode go suck Jerm’s nutsack as the two biggest haters in snowboarding.”

    but on a more related note. JP really blew it here. He definitely set the bar at one point for rail riding and was at the top of snowboarding. but to get into it like this over a joke… and im pretty sure ive heard him say things before about making tricks be proper.

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  73. JP if you are reading this I would really like to take a dump on your chest. I would love for you to suck a wet fart out of my ass as you whisper something to me in your valley girl voice, something like “I just comped a fart straight out of your hole” then we can high five and talk about how fun the 90s were for snowboarding
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  74. Pat MIlbery sucks
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  75. i read all these comments! this is the greatness that is yobeat, sure its pointless gossip, but this magnificent site is the only one that can get away with talking real shit. props to you mr lipton, sir.
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  76. “Welcome back to the show… JP walker is just awesome. he’s a legend, he’s had some ups and downs, but he’s here to sort of.. uh.. talk about snowboarding, we’re going to go around his hometown and he’ll show us some spots. We’ll get into his beef with Bode Merrill, and what its like to film a video part.. so I’m Patrick O’Dell and this is the JP walker episode.”
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  77. all this is a great read
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  78. JP should buy a pair of mittens.
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  79. why cant nick lipton do everything for yobeat???
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  80. Im on Jp’s side, ROOBs is like the Ringo of Harsh Zeach. Besides, the don’s got mad steez. Those arms should be a trademark
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  81. Is this the start of a revolution??

    youtube[dot]com/watch?v=d0JmJ7-bhrY&feature=related

    nycga[dot]cc

    www[dot]occupytogether[dot]com

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  82. Crazy that this is going on right now…
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  83. My friend Ryan Pluche sometimes tucks his wiener between his legs and walks around outside until the cops come :/
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  84. i remember when i made harshzeach to scorpion… i laughed it off
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  85. agree, hump day with leach man himself
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  86. We all get testy when the snow’s gone…
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  87. Before JP was a legend, now a days JP is so fucked up.
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  88. Who. the. fuck. cares….

    your acting like a bunch of 16 year old girls.

    make peace.
    go snowboarding.
    shred powder.
    stop bitching.

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  89. Could someone please tell me how Terence is involved in snowboarding? He’s not a rider. He’s not a filmer. He’s not in the industry. Is it his job at a summer camp that makes him so special?
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  90. if this guy comes back to hcsc next summer they should have a zeach off instead of a front board off
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  91. im pretty sure his wife Roberta is the one controlling what JP says. Shes ruining his career.
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  92. “You are really dumb, fo’ real, if you thinking JP is some uber legend who can now do whatever he wants. The only reason he gets press these days is because he hangs out with a bunch of young dudes who are way better than he is. His idea of being some rad is boing some retarded flip of the side of a moving van…..seriously the stupidest thing since the “darkslide” forever ago. I’d go as far to say that I don’t really think JP ever changed anything in snowboarding. He just happened to be around a lot of people who were doing things. And to people who still hate on boznuts, sure he’s a douche, but he changed a lot more than JP. He was one the first (if not the first, true life?, to have an all rail part) to really say: I’m just gonna film rails, that’s it (or he couldn’t get any shots on jumps…who knows?). Having people that were solely focused on that did more than some guy with long hair who can’t put his arms down.”

    hahaha I am amazed you can work a computer seeing as how you have the IQ of an apple. You seriously think bozung changed snowboarding more than jp? bozung has 0 skill and is a pile of shit, and so were all his “parts”. JP was the first person to do so many tricks in the street its outrageous. first to 270 onto a rail, first to nosepress a street rail (switch too) first to front board 270 (both ways), first to front board double kink, first to hit a creeper rail, first to switch back rodeo,first to start doing tricks into vertical walls, first to do a street mctwist, first to do all them wallride flip tricks, first to double cork and a dozen other tricks. what did bozung do? first person to ruin their career because of drugs.

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  93. Having a site dedicated to a board slide that isn’t 90 degrees is fucking lame. Get off other peoples jock and go have some fun. Snowboarding is fun, quit propagating lame shit.
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  94. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE luh da h8 snowboardings so sick!
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  95. stfu jesus dont talk shit on terence he’s the man
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  96. GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC ALL OF YOU FUCKING PUSSIES
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  97. Terence Stilin-Rooney is a fucking legend
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  98. Everyone talking about ‘snowboarding is all about having fun’, ‘it doesn’t matter how good you are’.. Fuck this drama, you guys slide on snow for a living. You dress up like clowns and act like them too. Stop taking your game so seriously. GOD DAMNIT YOU SLIDE ON SNOW ALL DAY HOW SERIOUS IS THAT SHIT?
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  99. TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
    TERRENCE IS A HERB CAKE
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  100. WAT IS A HERBCAKE?

    snowboarding lingo changes faster and more frequently than pube hairstyle.

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  101. yobeat should stay out of this
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  102. The dudes over at Harsh Zeach to Scorpion are invited to join us here at the FIS Committee, they can help us figure out who’s board slides are teh best.
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  103. too late
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  104. They should settle the argument with a boxing match, loser donates money to the charity of the winner’s choice. Then we can watch them beat the shit out of each other and it will still be for a good cause. Or skip the charity part and just fuck each other up.
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  105. FUCK A BLOG DOG CUZ ONE DAY WE GON MEET
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  106. ruh roh.
    James Paul and Bode are both going to be at Buckmanns grand opening in a week.
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  107. they should make up with the best way to show your love and sincere affection for someone… a murder suicide
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  108. they should end all the shit with a game of s.k.a.t.e.
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  109. Terrance for president
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  110. I remember high school. Fuck lipton
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  111. Snowboarding has its Charlie Sheen moment.
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  112. this post is the most contradicting thing i’ve ever seen on this site haha why the hell did you take the time to put a huge high school drama story together for everyone to read and not give a shit about. This is like looking at a 16 year olds myspace from 5 years ago. Faggot. Making more drama by exploiting drama
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  113. From small town Utah famous for mormons..after snowboarding fame turns into….uh son! CORN ROWS….white guy with CORN ROWS…..back to the beginning from small mormon town in Utah……I WEAR A COSTUME EVERY DAY SON…… IM GANGSTA….ALLIGATOR SEAT SON……but I TALK LIKE A SURFY MORMON SON…….goes on 6 year costume run(halloween is close)..SUN TANNING SON….career starts to fade off…SMOKE WEED SON(not really another costume) …….trust me IM REAL SON…not fake……TRICK OR TREAT SON……Best crew of of up and coming riders in the game make a joke….LOOSES MIND SON…starts trash talking like an asshole…looses even more fans as the light goes out on career….UH LATER SON……Bode’s about to go on a ten year run…sit back and watch SON!….. ……. YOU’RE OR DONE SON! REMEMBER YOU ARE FROM SMALL TOWN UTAH SON………HOW MUCH FOR THAT ALLIGATOR SEAT ON EBAY SON!!!!…….FUCK OUTTA HERE
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  114. hahahah wow the guy above me obviously got his girlfriend stolen from him when she seen the don rollin on his gator skin sub woofin sled, how can you hate on that?
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  115. basic bitches wear that shit so i don’t even botha.
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  116. damnit. this has officially surpassed my edit post from last winter for amount of comments. no more tittle.
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  117. jp- here’s the thing. you snowboard for a living, snowboarding is a recreational activity for most of the world. in the grand scheme of things you are much, much less important than a garbage man, a school custodian, or a reusable diaper washer because we actually need those people for our society to function. yes, you are less important than a shit scrubber. all pro snowboarders are less important than shit scrubbers. so quit acting like a bunch of egotistical pricks and remember that snowboarding is supposed to be for fun.
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  118. am i the only one that’s confused by the fact that JP was saying that Bode’s an asshole for getting mad about a picture that he posted making fun of him, when this whole thing is because JP got mad about a picture that got posted making fun of him? i feel 25% dumber from this “beef”.
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  119. I think JPs point was that Bode shouldn’t be getting butt hurt about getting a response since this is basically all that Harsh Zeach to Scorpion does in the first place (talk shit). If you can’t take it don’t dish it out sort of deal.

    It seems like JP is just responding to someone trying to call him out, I guess that makes him a punk… Personally I think it makes HZTC punks for doing it in the first place.

    On another note, I can’t wait until poser kids start yelling “ZEACH” from the chairlifts this winter. Thanks guys…

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  120. this is why the terrorists hate us.
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  121. I know this is too far down for anyone to read but I feel it needs to be said.
    Snowboarder kids dont give a shit about the past. I am 17 and I can say right now that the vast majority of us don’t. In every other sport the legends are remembered, but in snowboarding once you are gone, you are gone, left only in the heads of the aging shredders who seem like dinosaurs next to the seb toots and tyler flannagan’s of the world. When I was into Basketball I knew a shit ton about Magic Johnson, when I was into Baseball I knew all about Nolan Ryan, but when it comes to snowboarding, of which I know much more than I ever did Basketball or Baseball, I couldn’t tell you a thing about Craig Kelly and I could probably tell you one thing about Kevin Jones. Kids aren’t going to respect past legends in snowboarding now and maybe not fully ever because if they did a whole lot more people would be arguing for JP. He fucking invented modern snowboarding. You don’t hate on Rodney Mullen if he gets offended and overreacts to someone, Why? Because he invented half of the flip tricks that you most likely still can not do today. While I agree that he is a little out of line here, he isn’t called the don for nothing, remember that.
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  122. Actually, he is called the don because he spray tans, bleaches his hair, and drives a mercedes in a white sweatsuit.
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  123. spoken like a true dumbass shaquille
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  124. YOBEAT DOT COM: ANOTHER 17 YEAR OLD COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT
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  125. I tried clicking the thumbs up on the fuck dubstep post but it didn’t work because apparently I already thumbs upped it?
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  126. shaquille oneil- first of all we are not jocks, please dont reference lame ass team sports in comparison to snowboarding. second, like you said, you’re “17” which by default means you are dumb. third, if you are only focusing on riders like seb toots, and tyler flanagan you are missing a huge part of snowboarding. lastly, if you are gonna be that ignorant about the “sport” you are involved in (meaning not knowing shit about today’s snowboarding or yesterdays)… please take a hike. beat it kook. JP was a legend and inovator with a big head years ago, although today with his reaction to HZTS his big head left him as the punchline to a joke.
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  127. Everyone is gay
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  128. the only way to the real “top,” is to come down the mountain and hang out with everyone.
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  129. liptons a fuckin queer coffe boy
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  130. jp needs to not cut anymore rails apart either, just sayin..
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  131. My guess is none of you even know JP and sure it seems like he may have overstepped his boundaries on this one, but if you look closely you’ll see he really is just sticking up for anyone who is being hated on. JP has had more video parts in top shelf videos than most snowboarders dream of. The problem these days is people who think they are actually contributing to snowboarding with something new, but they are just following everyone else before them. JP was an innovator for 6 years straight. Find me somebody who can claim that. Stop talking about his snowboarding because the fact is it is still sick. You have an issue with what he says..fine, you want to call him names and comment on his chin when you don’t even know him then it looks like you are the actual kook here and not him.
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  132. Wow. That REALLY pisses me off. JP is a ********************* and Bode is Gucci!
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  133. k, both dudes are (or were) killer shredders. cool.

    bode – pretty faggy – your harsh zeach blog is a testament to how UNCREATIVE you are. lets get off of how “creative” you are on your snowboard, and think about your blog. pretty fucking gay. bet you cant come up with anything original or creative.

    jp – have you seen the dons blog? its HIS blog, like doing shit and hanging out with people, not being a pasty fuck with a laptop tan (or lack thereof) taking screen shots of people at their worst moment. bode you have a crew of dudes whos sole job is to capture you at your BEST, and you spend your downtime taking screenshots of people at their worst. what a prick. neither of you guys are celebs, and bode i know this is hard to hear, but you just arent going to be a celeberty, even a ten year mega carrear is some flash in the pan shit in the scheme of things, and then what? maybe you should take some online classes or something

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  134. Classless, amateur journalism. I’m not gonna say that nobody gives a fuck about this jp and molde berril debacle because there’s obviously a lot of comments here, but these tmz articles are what’s wrong with snowboarding these days. bunch of biased bullshit is what it is.

    and ^ zeachdon up here is right. jp’s blog is proper and legitimate compared to that crap bode is preaching. it’s all fun and games, yeah I know but it ain’t doing anything for your career. honestly that’s the kinda shit I’d expect on yobeat’s website.

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  135. this may be off-topic and a month late. but why the fuck did jp walker even “compete” in the xgames real snow rail jam thing, if he was just going to 50/50 the easiest fucking down bar feature. shit just pissed me off that wasted at least 3 other turns… and suave and jj were actually trying to win shit was WHACK!!!
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  136. Take a seat all of you Clowns!!
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  137. JP can eat it, he’s got steez and talent and shit, but he’s an asshole. Thinks he’s like gods gift to shedding, he’s like 45 and still trying to be mr ‘up innit’. Again, he’s really good, but he’s sorta a jaded shitwipe.
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