Rejected Edits: Holiday Edition
By Jeremiah Paquette • Nov 5th, 2011 • Category: Features, Latest, Rejected Edits, Videos
How do you know holiday season has begun in the snowboard world? Themed edits. Just because you have costumes, tinted filters, and spooky music does not mean your edit is worth publishing on the internet. Hopefully this batch of rejects will be the last to feature tube edits and we can jump right back into shaky POV powder and sloppy obscure park edits.
The Board Syndicate – Halloween Special
Grade: D
I wanted this edit to be sick, I really did. A good theme edit is needed every now and then. But after about a minute and a half of zeaches, tapped presses and weak bs 180s off I was ready to give up hope. You nearly drew me back in with all that lifestyle/set up/anticipation building footage. Then blew it with a weak fs boardslide and soggy method. Cut. Unfortunately like a lot of snowboarders you put more effort into your outfits than you did your riding.
A-Bay Ham Squad Halloween
Grade: C
I think in this instance you meant for “ham” to be read in the theatrical sense, or
- Ham: Noun; an unskilled actor who over acts (i.e. clip at 2:00)
It’s nice to see Buck 90 finally moving on from CT and MA. They can’t seem to shake their uncanny knack of making sloppy edits though. Between the different frame sizes and the effect that is, what I imagine a girls vomit would look like if she just blew peter the pumpkin eater; discolored and with flecks of pubic hair, I had a hard time watching the whole thing. Luckily rat ass is pretty good at sliding rails and saved your edit a little bit of dignity.
Preseason Corrugated Pipe Snowboarding
Grade: F
This edit fits Halloween perfectly. This is the type of edit that gives me nightmares thinking about having to watch. The tittle alone gives me an ulcer. You didn’t seriously try and pass off that last stunt as a landed trick did you? Come on boys. Once you guys stop beating each other off over how sick your new camera is you might be able to learn how to snowboard, maybe.
Tyrol Basin Preseason Patch
Grade: D-
I get it, its Halloween so you used the Ghost Busters theme song, clever. Your edit is still terrible and no amount of catchy nostalgic music is going to save it. You guys need to take a few laps in between all those rails because you obviously can barely stand up on your snowboard, never mind jumping onto and sliding skillfully across a feature. This was by far some of the squirreliest snowboarding I’ve seen in a coons age. I would rather watch amateur girl snowboarders hit an urban quad kink than have to watch anything like this edit ever again.
Alpha Snake
Grade: D
Ahhhh Lemi. Look how far we’ve come. Just a few years ago you tried to have me kicked off a certain video hosting website. Then this spring asked me if I would get on your new video hosting site and use some of my finer words to “scare away” the less than desirable edits. And now, I sit here, getting paid to reject you, life is good. Now about the edit. Nobody needs another slippery Susan tube edit. I like the shameless plugs for Vita Coco though, maybe they will be naïve enough not to hate watching this edit and give you some free drinks. And to finish it off, a quick check in at the “there’s no low like Ludlow” skatepark. The only thing more painful on the eyes than that skatepark is this edit.
Rejected Edits are brought to you by Saga Outerwear. Deal with it.
I like to eat dick!
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Lauder’s (not sure if it was switch) 270 on to blunt 270 off in Ham Squad was insane
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hamsquad i saw candy grind that officially makes you gay in my book. Summit county hates candy grind.
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the tyrol basin edit was pretty funny. the rail to tranny was the best shot haha
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glad jerms back, now i dont have to watch this shit at all, i can just read and actually be entertained.
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@shaq Buck 90 has been doing 270 blunt swivel 270′s for years. In fact I refer to that particular trick as a “buck 90.” “Stu went to do a buck 90, but he got buck 90′ed and landed on his buck 90.”
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That was worse then me!
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FUCK ROOBS!
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Sounds like jerm and that last kid have some tension. Either way the kid could obviously ride, not sure what all the hate was about… and was it really necessary to let us all know the kid tried to get you kicked off a hosting site? Jus cuz the kid beat you in a game of snow on a tube doen’t mean we wanna hear about your personal life
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“But after about a minute and a half of zeaches, tapped presses and weak bs 180s off I was ready to give up hope” – 99% of shit uk dome edits are gonna have this effect ….
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not everyone is a pro rider, get the fuck over it.
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It must be halloween, cause of all those heads they’re cutting in that first edit
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i usually dont give a shit what jerm has to say, its usually pretty funny.. however its a little ridiculous how much “beef” has gone on in snowboarding around one person. I have no problem with poking fun, as that is essential to keeping snowboarding from becoming ski racing, but its kinda fucked up when people start hating eachother because of some stupid comment that could have gone unsaid. Sure your “getting paid to reject” and that must feel pretty good, but id prefer moral integrity and snowboard abilities.
By the way, Jerry Tucker built the ludlow skatepark with his own two hands, you just must not know how to skateboard.
With all respect.
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STOP IT WITH THE TUBE EDITS PEOPLE
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fucking buff’ scensters, stay out of tyrol. they always come pre-season because thai-roll has snow. always with brand new Jed gear, always the same shitty kids. local tyrol kids hold it down.
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jerm can skate…just no late flips
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Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
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norts
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why do so many people like jerm? he’s a hypocritical bastard, and now he has saga sponsoring yobeat. i remember when yobeat actually made fun of brands like that instead of supporting them…
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lorenzo man dont post it if you arent willing to get hated on
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Snowboarding has never been about fun
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lorenzo is mad cuz jerm just destroyed his hopes of being in the x games
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@lorenzo you were rejected not just for the edit but also the sad sorry email you sent asking to post the video but detailing the progressive filming and editing techniques you used. You can go have fun in you’re back yard and film it but why submit it to this site? You had to know this was coming
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Jerm I sent you no such email. WIth video. Check who sent you the email again but i didnt do that. What email adress man.
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Dude i really didnt send you an email. Why did you think i said ”really our video” i thought these were randomly slected. I wouldnt have done that. Im very amautr atfilming an editing dude. Please tell me the email adress yu got it from.
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yobeat making fun of kids is sooooo tight. fuck this website!
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fuck tight pants
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atglvirginiabeach@gmail.com and says hi my name is Lorenzo supino….Sooooo yeah
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Yo Jerm I only have AgainstTheGrindLab@yahoo.com and Backyardsnowboarding88@gmail.com. I didnt send you any email.
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tyrol edit isnt even that bad
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dont send videos into the site then expect to not get hated on. your shit isn’t up to par. watch loonatics and compare your video. shits weak
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The yellow kid pants claim was so on point.
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saga? … snowboarding? …. hahahah
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poop, k2? Salamon? Rosignol?…snowboarding?….haha
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rejected edits sucked as a feature when Lipton was writing them but this is absolutely ridiculous. I can’t believe you get paid for this. Is letting the entire world know that you’re a giant baby who can’t let go of dumb shit really worth the paltry amount of money Brooke throws at you?
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Im gonna take a second to laugh at the Tyrol Basin edit. Gotta love 12 year old Jed Anderson dick riders. Kids were hesher than hesh. The edit sucked. Song sucked. Trevor needs tighter pants and more of a Gus Engle hair cut. Way to disappoint the midwest.
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The end of ham squad is good.
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Harsh vibes…
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hey guys. FTW!!!!! http://WWW.CHARLESWEBSTERBAER.COM!!!!!!!! GLOBAL GOVERNMENT!!!!!
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“They (Buck 90) can’t seem to shake their uncanny knack of making sloppy edits though.”
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298535_288693714476953_100000089811899_1246113_1478255486_n.jpg
the camera lorenzo’s edit was filmed on.
and here i am patching up my old snowpants
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I wish I had more vids of me and my friends dorking around as little kids.
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lorenzo will never even think about yobeat again after this thrashing
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Jerm needs to upload a video so everyone can have a hate feast.
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heal up steve!
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Yo jerm that isnt my email dude foreal man.
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you spell ‘title’ –> tittle
mmmm love those tittlez.
since everyone is hating…
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Tyrol blows. So do the people that ride there. other than Nate Lavik. and none of those kids were from raging.
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@lazer weve already done that twice. check out the ole search bar for jerm edit. lay down your heat along with everyone else.
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now you gotta go through the king lavik in this too? keep the fibs back in there home
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just saying never seen anybody too good from tyrol other than nate. and hell id be hyped if people from outta state came to board at my park for a little patch of snow. And id be willing to bet someone from Granite/MN/ Or buff is gunna win that rail jam on the 17 in your hometown. CLAIM. hahaha
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Thank you Lorenzo for putting your personal emails on a “let’s fuck with people” website for all of us to see.
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I quit snowboarding. You realize you are talking shit on little kids right?
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^yes. and i dont care. theres no clause that says little kids cant be made fun of for submitting horrid videos.
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Ya douche, way to bash the Ludlow Skatepark. That place has been built by skaters for skaters. No state or town help, no corporate donations, and definitely no help from ski companies. And you’re calling that place an eye sore?! The Ludlow skatepark has more love and support behind it then anything you’ve ever known. I’d gladly take a day in Ludlow over a day hanging out with your lame, judgemental, corporate sponsored, ass. Deal with it.
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saga is gay
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go back to skiing with that sage bullshit
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*saga
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All of these comments are awesome, I love every single one of you. Even you little Timmy.
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@ Preseason Corrugated Pipe Snowboarding
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. In every way.
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You can’t hate on Lemi for being more successful than you. He actually reps snowboarding through Strap’d up and snowboard companies. He isn’t a sellout like yourself. You think Vitacoco is gay but you rep a free skiing company. Fuck You. Fuck yobeat. And I think you should start wearing POC.
Hope your butthole isn’t spread to wide from jail.
Sincerely,
JERM AGAIN
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Jerm is definitely still butt hurt from getting raped for a month straight. Hey jerm, I have connections with Poc if you want some of their gear.
Contact me.
ButthurtJerm@poc.com
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this is great, love the hate and hate yobeat but dude lozrenzo, that was way below par
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Jerm, I give you an F – for being a fackin loser .
“what I imagine a girls vomit would look like if she just blew peter the pumpkin eater; discolored and with flecks of pubic hair”
Ummmm… Are you talking about snowboarding? Or just saying some creepy dumb shit?
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You know you’re a douche when you make tshirts for your shitty snowboard crew. FUCK LORENZO.
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LORENZO IS A FUCKING BOZZ MAYNE HE CAN FRONTSIDE DOUBLE COCK 1080 ON THE SNOWFLEX JUMP!!!!!! DONT FUCK WIT HIM MAYNE HE WILL NOT HESITATE TO SHOOT A NIGGER DAED IN DA SCREETZ!!
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