Lipton Reviews: The cool kid gear from Burton

By • Nov 14th, 2011 • Category: Latest, Random, Reviews

Lipton decided the best way to test the new Burton Restricted Just jacket was by wearing it on a 80 degree day, and creepin’ on pedestrians. Makes perfect sense.

Also featuring the Coal Blue Mont Cap, and the Burton Pointer Slim Pant.


Burton Restricted Just Jacket

Elastic Ribbed Hem and Cuffs
Fulltime Contour™ Hood
Jacket-to-Pant Interface
Lift Ticket D-Ring
Sherpa Fleece Lined Hood and Body
MSRP: $149.95

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Coal Blue Mont Cap

Cotton Twill & Denim
MSRP: $19.99

Buy It Here


Burton Pointer Slim Pant

DryRide DuraShell two-layer coated fabric
10,000mm waterproof/10,000g breathable
Denim twill fabric.
Slim Fit.
Mesh lining.
Fully taped seams.
Five-pocket styling.
Custom back patch detail.
MSRP: $149.95

Buy It Here

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12 Responses »

  1. Crawdaddy on November 14th, 2011 at 11:17 am:

    I go to the beach just so i can get sand stuck in my snatch

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  2. alberghini9 on November 14th, 2011 at 12:46 pm:

    come on you guys, he’s a pretty good reviewer… i think this shits always funny

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  3. karnkarn on November 14th, 2011 at 12:57 pm:

    Yup

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  4. crack on November 14th, 2011 at 3:11 pm:

    not as funny/witty as he and the whole YoBeat staff thinks he is

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  5. moonshine on November 14th, 2011 at 3:33 pm:

    this stuff is hesher then hesh, i saw a kid wearing this at my school, must of bought it from MC sports

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  6. Diamond Donny on November 14th, 2011 at 3:41 pm:

    Bring me back!!!

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  7. LA on November 14th, 2011 at 9:06 pm:

    grey

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  8. f r i t z on November 14th, 2011 at 11:25 pm:

    wicker park seal of approval

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  9. chubbicawks on November 15th, 2011 at 12:06 am:

    “how are the pants?” grey.

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  10. Milksteak on November 15th, 2011 at 10:11 am:

    I don’t like jackets with the fabricky shit on the cuffs

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  11. scott g on November 15th, 2011 at 7:45 pm:

    this was a good view.

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  12. Dave on November 15th, 2011 at 7:57 pm:

    I like fabric on the bottom of a jacket only if i can make beautiful asparagus pee pees on them and they remain fragrantly benign to my scents. If they have the other shit the bad kinda benign they are doo doo and I wouldn’t even use it for a cum rag.

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