Timmy Diamond’s First Review

By • Dec 19th, 2011 • Category: Features, Latest, Reviews

We’ve still been unable to locate Diamond Donny, however, we did track down his nephew, Timmy, in Summit County. Strangely, Timmy is one of the most generic snowboarders alive, and does not seem to take after his uncle at all. In any case, we asked him to tell us a little bit more about his snowboard gear and do a few serious tests as well.

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2L MicroShieldâ„¢ Pinstripe Dobby Weave
15,000mm/10,000g
40gm Insulation
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16 thoughts on “Timmy Diamond’s First Review

  1. jerm

    Timmy sounds like the type of person who jerks off with their own tears after they get home from a day being made fun of all day at school.

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