Rejected EditsBy Jeremiah Paquette • Jan 8th, 2012 • Category: Features, Latest, Rejected Edits, Videos
Apparently it doesn’t matter if you’re a rookie or a veteran to the snow sports, you can still make bad edits. From Northern Vermont all the way to Southern California, people are still filming, editing and submitting garbage day after day.
You almost had me fooled in the beginning. Solid editing and the pink Floyd song. But as soon it turned into a couple 14 year olds reciting flocka versus in the back seat of a mini van I lost faith. It really went down hill from there, parking lot dancing, and then the worst part, the snowboarding. Terrible, just terrible.
After Hours at Sugarbush
This is basically the same video that Lemi made for L.O.L. 15, but worse. I don’t know how someone who claims to film and edit snowboarding as their profession manages to make worse edits than some dude with a handy cam making webisodes. You’re lucky the riders are good or this edit wouldn’t have a chance.
Day in the Life
You might need to get checked for scoliosis. That posture looks like it could be hazardous to your health in your elder years. I think the problem is that your mittens are too heavy. They swing around like wrecking balls pulling your shoulders down prohibiting you from standing up straight. And is a questionable back tail on a small ass rail really worth showing twice? Beyond that there are too many suspect things to cover.
This is worse than the last Big Boulder edit. I know this season is rough but there has to be something better to do than film a small ass rail.
killn tha game # 16
I was pretty excited when this video came into my inbox. I remember seeing killin tha game awhile back and having a good laugh at their site and shirts. I thought they had since gone out of business, if they ever were even a real business. Now I’m amazed that they’re still kicking and some how managed to make 16 volumes of edits without myself ever seeing one. But about the edit. It’s a compilation of poorly filmed zeaches, better luck next time guys.
NRN Snowless December
Never before have I seen so many zeaches in such a short period of time. The triple line train really is the most effective way to pack a lot of poorly executed tricks into a short timespan, so kudos on that.
Mt. Hood Shreadows edit
Naming your edit “Shreadows” is a sure fire way to get put onto the rejects pile. I get it, you’re shredding and it’s at Mt. Hood Meadows, shred replaces the beginning of Meadows nicely. It still sounds dumb. Little piece of advice, don’t slow mo shitty tricks, it just emphasizes how bad you are.
Fast Laps 1
Your opening shot is a missed grab. Come on. Until you can create an edit more entertaining than this one don’t submit again.
Hopes for a White Christmas
Bart why must you try and make people care about your crappy stories? Your crew and you don’t ride very well and you film worse. You might be able to get away with a 30 second edit. But you put in all those weak shots and then try to tell a story about your life. It’s awful, no one cares, stop doing it.
Orford Early Dayzz
Enough with the flocka already, what would your mother say if she knew you listened to such aggressive music? Your rail riding was actually pretty good, but between the song choice and that shit on the lens it’s a real challenge to get through the whole edit.