Rejected Edits

By • Jan 8th, 2012 • Category: Features, Latest, Rejected Edits, Videos

Apparently it doesn’t matter if you’re a rookie or a veteran to the snow sports, you can still make bad edits. From Northern Vermont all the way to Southern California, people are still filming, editing and submitting garbage day after day.

JNEP Nation

Grade: D-
You almost had me fooled in the beginning. Solid editing and the pink Floyd song. But as soon it turned into a couple 14 year olds reciting flocka versus in the back seat of a mini van I lost faith. It really went down hill from there, parking lot dancing, and then the worst part, the snowboarding. Terrible, just terrible.

After Hours at Sugarbush

Grade: C
This is basically the same video that Lemi made for L.O.L. 15, but worse. I don’t know how someone who claims to film and edit snowboarding as their profession manages to make worse edits than some dude with a handy cam making webisodes. You’re lucky the riders are good or this edit wouldn’t have a chance.

Day in the Life

Grade: D
You might need to get checked for scoliosis. That posture looks like it could be hazardous to your health in your elder years. I think the problem is that your mittens are too heavy. They swing around like wrecking balls pulling your shoulders down prohibiting you from standing up straight. And is a questionable back tail on a small ass rail really worth showing twice? Beyond that there are too many suspect things to cover.

Live Action

Grade: D
This is worse than the last Big Boulder edit. I know this season is rough but there has to be something better to do than film a small ass rail.

killn tha game # 16

Grade: C-
I was pretty excited when this video came into my inbox. I remember seeing killin tha game awhile back and having a good laugh at their site and shirts. I thought they had since gone out of business, if they ever were even a real business. Now I’m amazed that they’re still kicking and some how managed to make 16 volumes of edits without myself ever seeing one. But about the edit. It’s a compilation of poorly filmed zeaches, better luck next time guys.

NRN Snowless December

Grade: D+
Never before have I seen so many zeaches in such a short period of time. The triple line train really is the most effective way to pack a lot of poorly executed tricks into a short timespan, so kudos on that.

Mt. Hood Shreadows edit

Grade: F
Naming your edit “Shreadows” is a sure fire way to get put onto the rejects pile. I get it, you’re shredding and it’s at Mt. Hood Meadows, shred replaces the beginning of Meadows nicely. It still sounds dumb. Little piece of advice, don’t slow mo shitty tricks, it just emphasizes how bad you are.

Fast Laps 1

Grade: C+
Your opening shot is a missed grab. Come on. Until you can create an edit more entertaining than this one don’t submit again.

Hopes for a White Christmas

Grade: D-
Bart why must you try and make people care about your crappy stories? Your crew and you don’t ride very well and you film worse. You might be able to get away with a 30 second edit. But you put in all those weak shots and then try to tell a story about your life. It’s awful, no one cares, stop doing it.

Orford Early Dayzz

Grade: C+
Enough with the flocka already, what would your mother say if she knew you listened to such aggressive music? Your rail riding was actually pretty good, but between the song choice and that shit on the lens it’s a real challenge to get through the whole edit.

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60 thoughts on “Rejected Edits

  1. peter don

    its funny how errybody hates on jerm its the internet get some steadicams people and no one wants to watch a 5 minute long shitty edit from windows movie maker

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  2. Aiden from NRN

    dude are you saying I could try harder? fuck im 16 and I dont get paid to do make videos. I just do it for fun.

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  3. DD

    I don’t know whats funnier. The rejected edits or the comments from the mad kids who’s edits got rejected…….. Fuckin Hilarious how mad they get!!!!!

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  4. oinadofbg

    Yo I know it’s your job and all, but I think you should cool it a little bit on the video hating when you’re in a bad mood or whatever else what might make you upset… Hating on mittens? seriously? I don’t really care about the other ones, but there were way to many… isn’t it usually just like one or two?

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  5. Gucci Mane

    DAMN NIGGA THEM JNEPNATION NIGGAZ BE KILLIN IT. KNOW MY FUCKING LYRICS AND SHIT TOO. GOLF WANG

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  6. MasterCheifer

    jerm, you have honestly lost all sense of snowboarding as a whole. #1 you are 10 times worse than all of these edits. #2 your shit stain of an edit should have been put in her every time. #3 your a jealous ass mother fucker because you were never, and never will be, anywhere near as good as these kids.

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  7. Ryan Sheetz

    How the fuck does after hours get rejected? Bad filming? Yo beat has the lowest standard for filming out of any snowboarding website. This is actually just retarded, I’m over this site.

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  8. dr. dubya

    Yobeat is ironic and funny; people who obviously care about snowboarding and do it themselves, while incessantly make fun of it. If you don’t like the website, don’t visit it. And if you’re still upset about it, remember that the creators of the website still aren’t nearly as cool as their heavy ego’s and dedicated amateur snowboarding fan-base would suggest.

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