Rejected Edits
By Jeremiah Paquette • Jan 21st, 2012 • Category: Features, Latest, Rejected Edits, Videos
Apparently Yobeat submitters don’t know how to read. We’ve asked you to stop using shitty rap music and slow mo’ing snowboarding when it’s bad. I guess some of you just like to get beat down. So here you have it, more shitty snowboarding edits to shitty music.
Random edit vol. 3: C-
Not even euros are exempt from rejection. Submitting a four minute video consisting primarily of weak mini shredding and weird euro glacier activities is a sure way to get yourself rejected. Take your little set up, find someone who knows how to snowboard decently well and then you might have an edit worth watching.
The monthly crap shoot ep.6: D+
Some real local hero shit right here. The only thing worse than swivels and switch ups are poorly executed swivels and switch ups. Why would you put shots in an edit when the person comes off the rail early or doesn’t land clean? That can’t be the image you want to show to the snowboarding world.
BEARknuckle boys ep.1: D
Homeboy got hit real hard by puberty. You guys could have made a decent edit if you put a little time into it. But instead like sad little girls you just edited together some shitty clips and said to yourselves “it’s cool if people make fun of it, we had fun, that’s all that matters really.” Grow some balls.
Charlie Trails: D-
http://vimeo.com/34873256
This has to be a joke. You cant honestly expect anyone to be impressed by this edit. I’m going to do you a favor and come to Vail and take that jacket away from you before you get a fierce reaming from the snowboard community. You’re making me look bad.
Crested Butte November 2011: C
It’s unfortunate you basically asked to be rejected. I almost like this edit. Clean the shit off the lens and steady it out a bit and you might have something going. It’s sad when you don’t have enough confidence in your own edit that you just ask to be rejected.
HI to MI: F
For starters this may be one of the worst song remixes ever. It’s just painful. Couple that with your gross inability to snowboard and you’ve got a hell of an edit to be rejected. You look like you’re real popular down at the local Zumiez shop at the mall though. I suggest you head back there and keep to what you’re best at.
cannonsburgh: C-
This Cannonsburgh place is really trying to step it up this year or something. All sorts of professional looking camera work and fancy hot right now rail set ups. It’s unfortunate the people who snowboard there are so bad. Or maybe they’re not and the person making the edits is just clueless as to what is good snowboarding. Because this edit is not it. But congrats on mastering whatever editing program you’ve got there, film burns and all.
Follow me Friday ep.3: D-
I don’t think I know anyone who wants to watch any sort of an edit that was filmed through the smallest of portholes. GoPros are like $150, throw away your hand made wide angle wanna be fish eye and go get one for everyone’s benefit. At least then if someone actually wants to watch you falling leave and swivel down the mountain they can without straining their eyes.
Sausage Saturdays with SPC: D
I hope you’re not trying to get away with calling that trick at :20 a backlip. If so that was one of the worst attempts at that trick. Your board turned all of about 15 degrees and skimmed 2 feet of the rail if you’re lucky. I think I need to put in a call to Big Boulder and tell them to stop letting every Tom, Dick and Harry on the hill with a video camera. It’s making their mountain look like shit. How did you think you were going to get away with having over a minute of skiing footage in your edit on Yobeat? Not even I could get away with that and I’m the king Midas of Yobeat. And just because some chick lets you see her boobs in the parking lot doesn’t mean she deserves to go in your edit either.
Park city with ryan flaska: C-
This guy looks like he would have been real popular on the snowboard circuit around the 1998-2003 era. Especially with that fierce barley slide at :50. I know I’m going to get all sorts of “he’s the nicest guy” and “he’s out there having fun like everyone should be” comments. But I don’t care. I hate how he rides. It’s sloppy and haphazard like.
December with prowler: F
I thought we covered the whole “don’t slow mo your shitty tricks” thing last time? You must have missed that one because you really slowed these bad shots down. So much so I turned the edit off after the second time it happened.
Day in the park with Adam Gibson and Mathew Wanbon: C-
Plain and simple, no more waka.
spoiler alert 2: D
I don’t get it. Your video Postland was actually kind of good. But this guy and who ever is filming him suck. Hopefully they’re new additions and you can cut them before it gets too serious.
Wilson snowpark: F
Why?! Why must all these shitty edits have Waka Flocka songs? It’s getting to be ridiculous. This edit is just bad anyways. Bungee-ing into a small skatepark rail? Give me a break guys. Nobody needs to see this, not even your parents. Destroy this edit and save yourselves some dignity.
Freak Out Friday Ep. 1: D
I was reluctant to reject this edit because I like Beaver Creek. The resort staff gives you free cookies in the afternoon and the logs are amazing. Unfortunately the combination of shitty filming, the sound being off, and uninteresting snowboarding requires me to reject this.
Saga: bringing weekend warrior-ski bro steeze to snowboarding since 2011
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not gonna lie but that ryan flaska dude had some moves!
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chris shields does not deserve his paid filming position at the Canyons.
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yeah, the only bad shots were those weird sorta sloppy swivel-a-180-on things in his edit.
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our dripping cheeseburger ski clothes making saga presents shitty edits.. guess that works
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The only thing this is missing is a traditional ‘Fuck Jerm” comment.
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@gay, I don’t get paid anything. Get your facts strait before you talk shit about something you have no idea what is going on.
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All in all. Atleast I’m not wearing saga.
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Jeremiah, do you want to suck on the fattest part of my dick? Hate on Cannonsburg more. Please.
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And you spelled Cannonsburg wrong even though it’s in the beginning of the god damn edit. You have a tiny mind.
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Actually, I don’t know why I said that about Shields. Maybe I’m just jealous that he’s filming at the Canyons and I’m not. In fact…. I’m jealous of a lot of people that I reject on this site.. Man I wish I had more fun snowboarding instead of talking shit about it. My life sucks…
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shields is ma boy alday fo LYFFE!
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Josh Erickson should quit playing snowboarding at Wilmont. It sucks.
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….you nigga’s need to remember what snowboardings about. Fun.
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Danny, you seriously need a bigger lens.
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stop crying. your edits blow.
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Fuck da haterzzz ALDAY PRODUCTIONS! alday everyday
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well i’m going to have to strongly disagree with the postland one, kid had skills. but him wearing that skirt just ruined it for me. you can be the first one throwing quad corks, but if you wear skirts like that, i could give two shits..
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is that rejected edits picture the saga team?
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people people people… if youre gonna get butt hurt, dont submit your edits.. duh
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my goal was to get rejected siaaaack thanks for the late christmas<3
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i liked the crested butte edit
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jerm you burnout you forgot to embed one of the videos!!
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prowler chased his shot, scrub
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all of these were shut off in less then 30 sec
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tunnel vision success.
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Good thing this is presented by saga, cuz that juggalo skier company is the worst.
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haha that charlie phillips edit is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen. dude prob smells his own farts while giving himself the stranger
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jerm, you’re fucking retarded. snowboarding is about having fun, not trying to get sponsored by shitty ski brands. is that better then just “fuck jerm”?
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dicks
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Tall Spiced Vanilla Chai Tea Latte Lo-Fat Skim Milk Served at 130 degrees with Cinnamon Sprinkles.
…NOW
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situational irony is the best.
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How BOUT an APPROVED SECTION!??? Give kid$ something to a$$pire to? $hiiiiiiit!
Bitches… Gimme dat ca$h!!!
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those idiots poached the bro zone. Ive murdered for less
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Confidence.
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people when you send shitty edits in that clearly aren’t going to make it on the site you can’t be angry when they get rejected. IF YOU DON’T WANT YOU VIDEOS REJECTED DON’T SEND THEM IN
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Everyone needs to stop riding Flippin Weekend’s dick.
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I fucking hate film burns, i fucking hate slow-mo, i fucking hate when people make a video tittle with a day in( saggy sundays, thirsty thursday, fast laps fridays)Shut the fuck up. Wish people would just film snowboarding.
Oh also i love dudes.
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it’s falling leaf* not falling leave. get it? cuz it looks like a leaf swaying back and forth in the air before it gently touches down to earth
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ryan flaska, dude loves his swivels, early spins, and reverts. sucksssss
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Alden shut up. You do suck and are a fucking loser. Chris Shields is cool. Why do you all get so worked up about this shit? It’s just the fucking internet. If you thought your own edit was good then cool. To your standards to was good, however that does not mean your standards are the same as THEIR (yobeat) standards. If you got rejected if kids are hating on your and your crying about the sand in your vagina go back and create and edit that meets the standards of yobeat. So dont have shity music….if you are filming with a handcam thats a no. if all your shots end with your friend yelling no, if all your shots end with your hand in the camera, if all your shots are shaking everywhere no… however if you are comfortable on your snowboard dont look awkward as hell as if you look like your going to fall alllllll the time go back to the hill… and try again. maybe you’ll get a c instead of a d…. get the fuck over it you bitches.
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ryan flaska for president!! i dont care how sloppy or unintentional those tricks were, that dude is fun to watch!
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holy wackness that ryan flaska guy is horrid
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where are the sexy boy fags at im sure they send in edits all the time
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also any snowboarding in a skate park is the gayest shit ever. All thats shits already been hit but on a skate board. You just look like pussies. duhhhh
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@all my bro beans, isn’t snowboarding sooo fun. My favorite trickz are falling LEAVE swivels.
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yobeat, your fucking blowing it, and this post is one of the best examples of this. you selfishly promote the rebel “whats really in snowboarding” proper etiquette attitude with almost every single post as you get a fucking sponsor from saga (a company solely based in giving skiers thug outerwear) to show edits people took time to produce out of their love for snowboarding, that you just didn’t think were cool enough for your website… presented by faggot poser skiing outerwear. When i first saw this website i thought that it was about straight having fun and the love and comical side of snowboarding, but no as i read your arrogant posts i find myself insecure about my taste in style. yes i wear hoodies that are almost down to my knees with tight pants and shoelaces and shit going everywhere, as i listen to nonstop dubstep and electro and hiphop, while might i ad, i do swivels and reverts every which way. does that make me an uncool person, and does that make me less intellectual as a person yobeat? I know that i feel comfortable in those clothes and i know i love the feeling of back swivels and i like the repetitive whomp of dubstep. Yeah i shouldn’t be all “butthurt” over the whole thing but really, all i see is that yobeat has developed into the fucking football bro that thinks hes the coolest kid in school when really everyone in school just hates him and thinks hes a fucking joke.
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You wear that and call saga out for their gear? The Idea of “ski” or “snowboard” specific outerwear is absurd. It all does the exact same shit. and really doesnt look all that different. just about every outerwear company whether theyre marketing towards snowboarders, skiers or both make big stuff, tight stuff, bright stuff, and dark stuff. I dont care what you want to wear but as the saying goes, “people in glass houses shouldnt throw rocks.”
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That first Euro video wasn’t TOO bad…I guess C- sounds about right. But when you give guys names like “Killer” and “Thugga” or whatever, that’s just weird.
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by the way that was rick ross and not waka bud
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nice catch. atleast i know someone actually reads this now and doesnt just scroll to the bottom to leave a comment about how much yobeat and i suck.
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I still love you Jerm, You taught those norts a lesson!
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everything has been done in every skatepark… i bet 99% of the shit you have done is abd. but its not about that, its about having fun snowboarding and chillen with your crew.
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“follow me friday, freak out friday, sausage saturday, sunday funday..”??
menstrual monday, taste a taco tuesday, wiener wiggling wednesday, throwup thursday
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December with the prowler chasin shots like a little biiiiiitch!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Wilmont and Wilson Edits made me LAUGH.
GO TO WORK, SAVE YOUR MONEY, GO WEST.
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yo niggaz. my nigga gucci mane sent me to tell all yall to quit bitchin. who cares if some niggas hatin on your video, or your style, or your tricks. fuck everyones opinion but your own. snowboardings supposed to be fun and shit. Thats why niggas snowboard, right? not to impress otha niggas, but to have fun. i think all this bitchin and hatin is making snowboarding the opposite of what its supposed to be. if snowboarding is ever eliminated from mankind, i will thank you muh fuckas for ruining it.
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Thumbs up if you think ^^this guy^^ is black, and thumbs down if he’s white.
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@wheres the sexy boyzzzzz d bags
we don’t send anything into yobeat, be we are right here:
http://vimeo.com/sexyboyz/videos
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I read all the comments before watching anything. Thanks for the hype boys can’t wait to watch now!
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freak out friday= worst style ever
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mid west is the ghetto of the industry. im climin out. if you hate, its cause so deep down inside, you love it. thanks for the positive feedback. and for the haters at yo beat.. come shred. stop talking. put out an edit of yourself if all the others are soo terrible. spread love not hate. this isnt a snowboarder’s website, its a haters website. never asked to be on yobeat but here we go. im goin back to facebook where people spread love all over your shit. QUIT HATIN. QUIT IT.
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I want to punch charlie phillips in the stomach
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This is some bullshit. These edits are all ill, quick the negativity and let people make edits.
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Any Saga merch makes the user look like a Blueberry with those trashbags. It’s OG, but the times thay have been a changin’
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in response to Hi to Mi how many zeach’s can you possibly do. Do you really think people want to see your stupid pre spin 270 rewinded? what the fuck are these edits
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