Rejected EditsBy Jeremiah Paquette • Jan 21st, 2012 • Category: Features, Latest, Rejected Edits, Videos
Apparently Yobeat submitters don’t know how to read. We’ve asked you to stop using shitty rap music and slow mo’ing snowboarding when it’s bad. I guess some of you just like to get beat down. So here you have it, more shitty snowboarding edits to shitty music.
Random edit vol. 3: C-
Not even euros are exempt from rejection. Submitting a four minute video consisting primarily of weak mini shredding and weird euro glacier activities is a sure way to get yourself rejected. Take your little set up, find someone who knows how to snowboard decently well and then you might have an edit worth watching.
The monthly crap shoot ep.6: D+
Some real local hero shit right here. The only thing worse than swivels and switch ups are poorly executed swivels and switch ups. Why would you put shots in an edit when the person comes off the rail early or doesn’t land clean? That can’t be the image you want to show to the snowboarding world.
BEARknuckle boys ep.1: D
Homeboy got hit real hard by puberty. You guys could have made a decent edit if you put a little time into it. But instead like sad little girls you just edited together some shitty clips and said to yourselves “it’s cool if people make fun of it, we had fun, that’s all that matters really.” Grow some balls.
Charlie Trails: D-
This has to be a joke. You cant honestly expect anyone to be impressed by this edit. I’m going to do you a favor and come to Vail and take that jacket away from you before you get a fierce reaming from the snowboard community. You’re making me look bad.
Crested Butte November 2011: C
It’s unfortunate you basically asked to be rejected. I almost like this edit. Clean the shit off the lens and steady it out a bit and you might have something going. It’s sad when you don’t have enough confidence in your own edit that you just ask to be rejected.
HI to MI: F
For starters this may be one of the worst song remixes ever. It’s just painful. Couple that with your gross inability to snowboard and you’ve got a hell of an edit to be rejected. You look like you’re real popular down at the local Zumiez shop at the mall though. I suggest you head back there and keep to what you’re best at.
This Cannonsburgh place is really trying to step it up this year or something. All sorts of professional looking camera work and fancy hot right now rail set ups. It’s unfortunate the people who snowboard there are so bad. Or maybe they’re not and the person making the edits is just clueless as to what is good snowboarding. Because this edit is not it. But congrats on mastering whatever editing program you’ve got there, film burns and all.
Follow me Friday ep.3: D-
I don’t think I know anyone who wants to watch any sort of an edit that was filmed through the smallest of portholes. GoPros are like $150, throw away your hand made wide angle wanna be fish eye and go get one for everyone’s benefit. At least then if someone actually wants to watch you falling leave and swivel down the mountain they can without straining their eyes.
Sausage Saturdays with SPC: D
I hope you’re not trying to get away with calling that trick at :20 a backlip. If so that was one of the worst attempts at that trick. Your board turned all of about 15 degrees and skimmed 2 feet of the rail if you’re lucky. I think I need to put in a call to Big Boulder and tell them to stop letting every Tom, Dick and Harry on the hill with a video camera. It’s making their mountain look like shit. How did you think you were going to get away with having over a minute of skiing footage in your edit on Yobeat? Not even I could get away with that and I’m the king Midas of Yobeat. And just because some chick lets you see her boobs in the parking lot doesn’t mean she deserves to go in your edit either.
Park city with ryan flaska: C-
This guy looks like he would have been real popular on the snowboard circuit around the 1998-2003 era. Especially with that fierce barley slide at :50. I know I’m going to get all sorts of “he’s the nicest guy” and “he’s out there having fun like everyone should be” comments. But I don’t care. I hate how he rides. It’s sloppy and haphazard like.
December with prowler: F
I thought we covered the whole “don’t slow mo your shitty tricks” thing last time? You must have missed that one because you really slowed these bad shots down. So much so I turned the edit off after the second time it happened.
Day in the park with Adam Gibson and Mathew Wanbon: C-
Plain and simple, no more waka.
spoiler alert 2: D
I don’t get it. Your video Postland was actually kind of good. But this guy and who ever is filming him suck. Hopefully they’re new additions and you can cut them before it gets too serious.
Wilson snowpark: F
Why?! Why must all these shitty edits have Waka Flocka songs? It’s getting to be ridiculous. This edit is just bad anyways. Bungee-ing into a small skatepark rail? Give me a break guys. Nobody needs to see this, not even your parents. Destroy this edit and save yourselves some dignity.
Freak Out Friday Ep. 1: D
I was reluctant to reject this edit because I like Beaver Creek. The resort staff gives you free cookies in the afternoon and the logs are amazing. Unfortunately the combination of shitty filming, the sound being off, and uninteresting snowboarding requires me to reject this.