People’s Court: Alex Kollar vs Pat and Joey Fava
By Jeremiah Paquette • Mar 1st, 2012 • Category: Features, Latest, People's Court, Videos
Have you ever watched a wrestling match where two midgets take on one big guy? Well this is like that but they’re not midgets they’re just little kids, and it’s not wrestling it’s snowboarding, and you get to decide who wins the match.
Alex Kollar
vs.
Pat and Joey Fava
[poll id="424"]
The People’s Court is brought to you by:
Mandatory Disclaimer: Battles are open to any amateur snowboarder. As long as you are not getting paid by any brand, you are eligible to compete. You may choose your size, but not style (prizes are given away based on availability.) Videos should be submitted by the rider, not the videographer or your asshole friends. But whatever.
I can’t find where to vote…?
Like or Dislike:
1 
1
mustache guy > little jed anderson and friend who are better than me
Like or Dislike:
22 
3
my bad, polls are open!
Like or Dislike:
0 
3
i voted for alek because little gypsie kids are getting fucking old
Like or Dislike:
12 
18
midgets got my vote… alex is sick but that edit seemed to drag on forever and some of those slow mo shots were obnoxiously slow… felt like it took an eternity to watch
Like or Dislike:
36 
6
those little kids are hood as fuck and spelled dumb ass wrong. How could you not vote for them?
Like or Dislike:
25 
13
the second guy was sick, there was mad switch shit
Like or Dislike:
4 
3
alex is actually riding hood and those little gypsies skinny ass stances and shit-style is not hood..
Like or Dislike:
9 
21
ALEX FOOLS!!! Homie can jump!!
Like or Dislike:
8 
10
Every shot I’ve ever seen from timberline has been washed out, next time use a real camera not a gobro
Like or Dislike:
9 
10
im pretty sure those youngsters mom went ham at the pbrj finals last year. yelling and for support and board jockeying…
Like or Dislike:
13 
3
fuck kynde snowboards
Like or Dislike:
13 
5
you should add a both fail vote button or send to rejected edits button, because I couldn’t even finish either of those shwag ass videos
Like or Dislike:
4 
7
should be illegal for those young kids to have such a narrow stance
Like or Dislike:
15 
2
THEY ARE FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD KIDS, fuck kollar
Like or Dislike:
13 
6
keep an eye out the next few years for the fava boys, theyre gonna be blowing up
Like or Dislike:
13 
5
Pat and Joey were raw as fuck.
Like or Dislike:
15 
6
i have no idea how you could finish the first video. but that again i am jerms mom pussy.
Like or Dislike:
2 
8
first dude for the sensual yazz and the good filming. inb4 transworld fags.
Like or Dislike:
7 
2
why does everyone have to hate? the first guy was sick, so sick jumping. Second kids shred, who cares about their stances. both edits stoked me
Like or Dislike:
13 
1
Zeachy ass nigga i don’t want your gonorrhea
Like or Dislike:
16 
1
Unless you’re closing out a video, you have no business putting together an edit longer than 4 minutes.
Like or Dislike:
14 
0
first edit wins, second edit was skateboarding on a snowboard? wtf kinda stand was that.. looks horrible. get some skill and do that on a 161 with that stance.. then ill vote for you.
Like or Dislike:
3 
7
whered they get those boards k mart? they’re like 12 centimeters
Like or Dislike:
9 
9
um.. maybe their stances are so small because they are 5 fucking feet tall. duh
Like or Dislike:
21 
2
This should be an easy decision ALEX all the way. Fuck those kids KOLLAR kills it!
Like or Dislike:
10 
9
Hey my friend julian (DUMLAO) the filmer we call him (DUMASS) because of how his last name is spelt. Thanks for hatin!
Sincerely, Pat Fava
Like or Dislike:
20 
9
First edit edit was mellow
Like or Dislike:
5 
1
Pat & joey all the way
Like or Dislike:
7 
11
LOVE THESE BOYS !! THEY ARE THE BEST !! KEEP A SHARP EYE OUT FOR THE”" FAVA FAMILY FLY-ERS !!! THE REAL DEAL !!! HOW THE HECK DO YOU CAST A VOTE ??
Like or Dislike:
4 
11
the very best of the best !! keep an “”eye” on the fava boys !!! amazing and “”real”"
Like or Dislike:
5 
6
the best ever !!! GOOOOOO!! FAVA “S !!!
Like or Dislike:
4 
4
Everyone is gay Favas rule there like 14 !!!!
Like or Dislike:
6 
6
My ocular orifices have been tantalized by the skills of those Fava boys. Quite amazing for a 14 and 12 year old. So, wide stance = better riding….apparently not! My vote goes for these kids, they are the up and coming generation of amazing riders…give them your support…don’t hate because they are better than you…support! One love bitches!
Like or Dislike:
5 
4
THESE YOUNG MEN ARE AMAZING !! PLAY HARD ,MAKE THEIR DAD PROUD {SINGLE DAD RAISING HIS SONS ON HIS OWN } MAKE US ALL PROUD !!! GO FAVA FLY-ERS !! NOTHIN BUT LOVE !!!
Like or Dislike:
5 
8
The first video of Kollar took so long, my eyes are bleeding now! The second video of the kids was short and to the point…with the point being bad ass!!!
Like or Dislike:
2 
4
nothing i hate more than little kids with really small stances zeaching
Like or Dislike:
4 
6
MY NEPHEWS ,”RULE THE SLOPES” AT LEAST THEY CAN MOVE AND NOT BALLET DANCE THE JUMPS. IT IS LIKE WATCHING!! THE NUT CRACKER”" IN THE SNOW ! IN SLOW MOTION !! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT ???? SEEING THE HIT”S ON THE RAILS ,THE SPEED AND THE PERFECTION IS A “REAL BOARDER” FLY FAVA BOYS ,FLY !!!
Like or Dislike:
6 
13
fava kids rip and are the 2 most badass kids iv ever met
Like or Dislike:
11 
2
The only reason why the guy who posted about the 12cm snowboards from K-mart knows the size of the boards is because that is the size of his penis. 12 cm = 4.7 in
Like or Dislike:
6 
5
saga?
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
those 2 kids style is garbage. not even a contest
Like or Dislike:
3 
7
Your mouth is garbage.
Like or Dislike:
3 
7
wish my family commented on my internet videos in all caps.
Like or Dislike:
24 
1
JEALOUS !! PEOPLE !! PLEASE, WE GOT CLASS !! YOU DON”T !! GROW UP !!!
Like or Dislike:
1 
20
THE COOLEST KIDS YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! THAY ARE BAD ASS!
Like or Dislike:
3 
14
ALEX rules. Those kids are on crack
Like or Dislike:
4 
6
I love how people call the little kids hesh when one of them was wearing JSLV and had X arms for days.
Like or Dislike:
10 
1
Rock on Alex. You got style and don’t need all your relatives to vote for you.
Like or Dislike:
10 
2
those kids wont even use a bungee.
Like or Dislike:
7 
2
Go alex kollar!!!
Like or Dislike:
14 
1
yeah Alex!!
Like or Dislike:
3 
0
I wanna vote for little kids that zeech boxes. Axle’s got my vote, 7′s were proper, and the 4 out was nice.
Like or Dislike:
3 
1
The fava boys have the best style. They have the best support, motivation,Love, passion and always have fun at what they do best shreddin the gnar! Go Pat n Joey! You have so much going for you in this sport! Keep on keepn on!
Like or Dislike:
7 
9
A trio of rippers, all sick to watch. Kollar got my vote though. Heal up that kidney and keep rippin homie!
Like or Dislike:
3 
1
Like or Dislike:
10 
7
This kid got his whole extended family voting for him. How about you let the snowboarders judge and quit sandbaggin
Like or Dislike:
5 
2
I think that alex has got his steeze in the bag of swag, He was Swaggin that jumps over them gaps, from Jump to landing with mad style steeze, Wax on wax off
Like or Dislike:
10 
2
pat fava kills it!
Like or Dislike:
6 
1
Snowboarding is f***ing gay. You all suck at life.
Like or Dislike:
5 
3
How do you know that the Fava kid’s family doesn’t snowboard? These kids have a lot of support from their family, and there is nothing wrong with that. Why wouldn’t you want support from your family? Don’t hate! Appreciate what you have! Family is there for you when no one else is.
Like or Dislike:
5 
1
by the time the fava boys are alex’s age, they will better than him. since they’re only 11 and 14 and they’re that good… jusssst saying.
Like or Dislike:
3 
1
Cleves. I agree but you can’t vote on how good you THINK the fava kids are going to be. Between these two videos, Alex deserves the win
Like or Dislike:
3 
2
Snowboardings full of haters now a days. Who really cares if you zeech or grab tindy on accident. Just enjoy the sport quit hatin. Both vids are sick and looks like they are having fun
Like or Dislike:
8 
1
I do not enjoy watching Gypsie-Ass zeech queens that ride like a pair of Epileptic women. Get well soon Kollar!
Like or Dislike:
6 
5
PAT AND JOEY AND VINNIE FAVA ARE THE BEST AT WHAT THEY DO !! This week-end it is northern Utah ,comp at Brighton These boys love boarding .They have fun with friends ,family and Izzy their Pit-bull [she can board too } the best family anyone would ever want to know !! On to the Volcom FINAL Jam in April !! THE UNIVERSE HAS BLESSED THE BOYS !! SO TALENTED !!! GREAT SPORTSMENSHIP !!
Like or Dislike:
1 
12
unbelievable I couldn’t ride a bike at that age, I think these kids are as good as it gets, all air Fava boys will be making all the new moves in days to come. go boys go
Like or Dislike:
5 
2
#24 !!! WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET THAT MOUTH OF YOURS !! YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOU !! CONGRATULATIONS !!
Like or Dislike:
1 
3
Alex! watching his jumping was as refreshing as seeing jerms mom in the nude last night.
Like or Dislike:
4 
1
You can’t compare apples to miniature oranges.
Like or Dislike:
5 
1
How do you vote?
Like or Dislike:
0 
3
Age should not matter in this contest. Family should not matter either. Alex’s video shows he is a better snowboarder. Kudo’s to the kids although I don’t think they are as young as they say they are just short and small. Does it matter?
Like or Dislike:
5 
2
@timwindells’ballsack (haha)…to some degree.
Like or Dislike:
0 
1
It reminds me of when those mexican midgets beat up nacho libre…. hahaha!!! nice work boyzzz.. and nice try alex!!! reminder: if you are having fun… you are number 1!!!
Like or Dislike:
4 
1
Kick butt Alex! You are awesome! You will go far!
Like or Dislike:
3 
3
The first video’s song put me in the mood to take off my clothes and sip some wine in my bathrobe. It was mellow yet brought out the inner tiger in me. Too bad this kid falls out of his rail tricks, needs some pop in that slop. Start hitting the leg sled in the off season.
The second was the opposite, shitty picture quality and terrible music. I do however forgive this due to the nature of today’s youth. His pre adolescent child roar while riding the lift was invigorating and somewhat terrifying, yet only a roar like that could signify the balls it takes to gap to the box he hit over and over and over and over again. Maybe when those tiny little balls drop he’ll work his way over to something bigger.
All in all I was torn, the first video’s great cinematography mixed with a musical track that makes me want to seed the earth with my spawn almost put it on top, then I watched him fall out of all his rails and my mood was killed. The ending with no music and just the gopro wind noise was the final straw. Why put together such stunning audio and visuals then shit the bed in the last minute?
The second video had terrible music, pretty much one feature and small children. Three things I hate. His angry growl convinced me that this was worth a second watch, and well I was just as disappointed with that one as I was with the first.
I voted for the third option.
Like or Dislike:
1 
7
^^^^NO NEED TO WRITE A FUCKIN ESSAY!!
Like or Dislike:
7 
3
These little kids need WIDER STANCE!
Like or Dislike:
3 
3
Auquell, you kick ass. Alex all the way! I mean, just look at his mustache!
Like or Dislike:
3 
3
ya know what they say about if you have a baby stance? ya gotta baby dick
Like or Dislike:
2 
2
# 80 YOU ARE A STUPID “”MORE-ON” YOU KNOW IDIOT !!
Like or Dislike:
0 
8
I am gay boyysssss.
Like or Dislike:
0 
1
The kids are good for kids, but that’s not what this is about.
Also those kids are never going to use a bungee, lets be serious.
Like or Dislike:
3 
2
The Fava boys have incredible man bulges, and I love them.
Like or Dislike:
3 
1
Ewwww! You are sick Mufasa. You ought to be turned in for molesting little kids man bulges. SICK and WRONG
Like or Dislike:
3 
1
the favas are the baddest little dudes out there, sorry but keep hatin when these kids blow the fuck up!
Like or Dislike:
6 
0
For those who say that we wont use a bungee bullshit! We have been trying to get one forever.
Like or Dislike:
7 
2
the stance is a preference depending on what you are trying to do……………
doesn’t say anything about the skill of a rider
Like or Dislike:
4 
1
MAN PEOPLE ARE VISCOUS ! It is just snowboarding…
Like or Dislike:
7 
1
Fava, Fava, Fava! They all snowboard! They r everywhere!
Like or Dislike:
3 
0
Go Pat&Joey [:
Like or Dislike:
3 
0
kollars intro was gayer than aids. but killed it fo real
Like or Dislike:
1 
1
kollars wouldnt load so i have to go with the favas
Like or Dislike:
3 
1
OMG MY GRANDKIDS ARE SO GOOD THE OTHER GUY IS BAD EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT WATCH HIS VIDEO
Like or Dislike:
6 
4
you guys all suck for being so rude to people…both of these edits were dope, but who the hell puts that dump ass song with a couple little kids, that person deserves to be beat. I give it to alex just for the legit song. finally someone uses a song that doesnt require blunts and fourtys be be thrown around.
Like or Dislike:
4 
1
Oh yeah….get off the internet and get onto your board….
Like or Dislike:
3 
1
my vote goes to joey and pat purely for song choice. Alex has a pretty steezy mustache though.
Like or Dislike:
2 
1
Favas absolutely killing the boxes! got their smiths n feebles on lock! yeeah!
Like or Dislike:
4 
1
the mother fucking real midget mafia!
Like or Dislike:
2 
0
ALEX was my choice he can ride the rails and jumps without slowing down to get it done!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
rasta gloves.
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
alex does some shittttty front 180 or cab 180s on. please learn how to do that trick right. fuck. i literally stopped watching your video because of that string of those back to back to back shots of your shitty frontside spins on.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
the kid edited it himself so he picked the song, u dumb fuck
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
uncle pete has class? you’re probably like jerry sandusky, fucking you little boys.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0