Rejected Edits

By • Mar 3rd, 2012 • Category: Features, Latest, Rejected Edits, Videos

You may have just put together the most hammer filled edit but all it takes is on off angle slide, unintentional early out, or missed/slipped grab for me to drop the axe. I’m watching. The worst part is most of the time you know you shouldn’t have put that shot in there, but for one reason or another you did. And now you’re a reject.

Monday Morning: C-

After this video goes public I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris Dufficy hunted you down and punched you in the dick for disgracing the song he used in an incredible video part. At :25 seconds was that a nosepress? I sure hope not, it was worse than mine, and they’re pretty weak. If you are having a hard time watching this edit please wait for the last two shots. Amazing!

Mtn. Creek Park Laps: Early Season With Origional: D+

Early outs and zeaches are about as common in Mt. Creek edits as robotic jumping is in Breck edits. 1:46, watch closely. How did he do that so easily? The edit has one or two highlights, but not nearly enough to make up for the gross lack of skill displayed by everyone involved.

High Daze: C

I’m assuming this is a school project. And you probably got a pretty good grade on it. To those who don’t know anything about snowboarding this probably looks impressive. But to us, we can see the zeaches and the sloppy style. Congrats on the grade, you parents probably think you’re pro.

Out Here at Camelback: C

:43….. really? I was digging blue vest dude until about 1:35. He lost all credibility there and joined the rest of the rejects in this edit on Sloppyridingnoskill Island.

Rick Blo$$ don’t take no shit: D-

Please go to Compton and show this edit to some dudes down there. It will save me the energy of having to ever watch you snowboard again after they break your legs.

Sunday in the Park at Cannonsburg: B

Gnarly sweatshirt: check. Ball cap under the helmet: check. You’ve got it. This edit actually isn’t that bad. But it’s not really that good either. And someone commented once daring me to reject another Cannonsburg edit. You can thank that guy for screwing the rest of you over this year.

BSA SD: D

This park looks about as shitty as they come. But so do most of the parks that get edits featured on this site. You guys are just bad at snowboarding. Please don’t film anymore.

Mt. Brighton must not be the place: D-

I have a feeling you guys know this edit sucks so I will spare you the embarrassment. But if you don’t and think this was actually good…..I command each one of you to punch the other in the face once. Front zeach front 300 out was fire.

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57 thoughts on “Rejected Edits

  1. BurtonInMyAss

    These kids at CBK suck some massive dong. “We Out Here”…..riding some dick

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  2. Mac

    I’ll never delete my video. everyone needs to see how bad timber ridge is and never go

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  3. butthole surfer

    i use words like “zeach” and “in my butt” and “i like yobeat” and “in my butt”

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