T∞ H▲RD Teaser
By admin • May 28th, 2012 • Category: Features, Just Teasers, Latest, VideosOh do we have a special treat for you today, lucky readers! It’s the first look at Danyale Patterson’s new flick, T∞ H▲RD. Why should you be excited about a girls movie, when you have a penis and think you can probably snowboarder better than them? Because these are no average chicks. They fall hard, act hard and board the hardest. And if you pay attention, you might see boobs. But enough from us, we caught up with Danyale to get the real scoop on “T∞ H▲RD”
Who are you and why did you decide to make a video?
I’m Danyale Patterson and I decided to make a video this year because I wanted to try something new. I really enjoy editing and memories. I thought this project would be a fun way to document a year of friends and snowboarding.
Who’s in the movie? How did you choose who you filmed?
The roster includes about 15 girls. The girls in the film are my friends, so really we just chose each other. We get a long, think and feel similarly about snowboarding, and enjoy what we’re doing, which hopefully reflects on screen.
I can come up with plenty of meanings for the name T∞ H▲RD, but what’s your story behind it?
Hah well, I asked my friend to help me think of a name and he said “I can’t, It’s too hard.” I laughed and said that’s perfect. It worked well because we are just a bunch of hard ass suburban white girls and because everything really IS too hard. Especially filming with girls.
Aside from being all babes, how will the video be different from the other 10000 out this year?
Well it’s going to be very eclectic. Girls are crazy and moody. I hope to portray female characteristics and moodiness is definitely a big one.
Do you think people want to watch women’s snowboarding? Do you care?
Hah IDK. I love watching it. Women’s boarding is hilarious and exciting because it’s just not supposed to happen. Girls always look like they are going to die and a lot of times they do, plus when they finally do land it’s AMAZING! It’s like watching a cat try to swim. It’s unique, cute, and awkward. Way more entertaining than men’s boarding. They just land tricks over and over and over. So repetitive and perfect.
When does the full movie drop?
THE F▲LL.
Girls: Danyale Patterson, Fancy Rutherford, Darrah Reid-McLean, Marie Hucal, Madison Blackley, Gadrielle Maiden, Taylor Elliot, Alice Gorton, Mary Rand, Jessi Huege, Joanie Robichaud, Desiree Melancon and more.
Too Hard? more like Not Hard, AT ALL.
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Is it possible to host a premier in the kitchen?
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I JUST GOT HARD. BUT NOT TOO HARD. JUST THE RIGHT KIND OF HARD.
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This looks like it will be awesome.
Props Fancy and Dangy!
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titties and upside down crosses. what more could you ask for?
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All these fools are hatin. but im sure this flick’s gonna have better riding, filming and editing than all their little ropetow parktages
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That looks fucking cool, seriously.
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Who knew that bloody tampons, boobs, and breaking beer bottles could make up for a lack of hammers in a snow flick.
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This bitches are pretty fucking wild, have some respect gents.
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So down for this
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Congrats! It looks seriously awesome, you killed it Danyale!
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stinky pussys, messy hair, no tits, bruised legs, no class, no style, sloppy drunks. if you are a chick who is good at snowboarding there is a 99% chance you are beat
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yeah right whatever i bet daddy paid for those boards, sure looks like tough times nowhere to ride the only choice is to be an outkast in the streets of downtown ghetto aspen, fools.
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Just ad in some girl on girl porn and i might watch
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that was awesome, fuck that haters
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the only thing missing is good snowboarding by men
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t∞ hip.
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BOOB!
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PEEPSHOW ON METH? DID THAT BITCH JUST THROW A BLOODY TAMPON AT SOMEONE?!
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quickly losing almost all respect for snowboarding…
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It hope these girls are trying to make fun of the culture and not actually buying into it. Otherwise it seems lame.
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dude, why would you ever sponsor this?? like 12391 sponsors and not a single impressive trick in the teaser… man womans snowboarding suck
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at the end of the day, they still have vaginas.
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I am DOWN
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So BADASS
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whos boobs are those theyre nice. clearly it’s a joke, theyre making fun of the culture duh
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only good part was the half second of tits
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riding looks awesome…but a bloody tampon…really?
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please please pleasseeeeee dont put any more tampons in the movie. Thats just fucking gross.
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breaking bottles was so 2 years ago
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ew that was taylor huh
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Could be best girl vid ever!! Girl version of Whiskey videos.
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was that boob nipple-less?
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mix between the spring break movie, keep the change, and peepshow….hm.
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Haha that was fucking awesome
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that tampon was chyll
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so hard
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you girls think youre gnarly throwing a bloody tampon? get fucking real i stopped watching it after that and definitely won’t continue. acting “hard” does not substitute for doing hard tricks.
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wow. that was extremely lame and pathetic. no one wants to watch a bunch of lipslides and back boards, especially when they have absolutely no style.
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Girls snowboarding is like mixing work with pleasure…… always shitty
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Forsurenot
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it kind of annoys me that they try and do what all the cool kats do
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dopest thing about this vid happened in the first 3 seconds…down hill from there
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that tampon throw was fucking gross. not trying to watch that shit..
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This wasn’t bad for girls snowboarding but it’s still girls snowboarding
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bad bitchs tryna fuck
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this is fucking sick!…id rather see girls in the streets doing the damm thing then bitching about how much thier life sucks on facebook..these girls r killing it harder then most..respect + danyale could beat up most of u in a drunken rage.
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I didn’t post that comment.
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hmmmm gotta go with buckertrown on this one
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mary rand is still the shit do
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Super rad, but seriously keep your fucking tampon between your legs…
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SWAG
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FUCK YOU ALEX OR MATT
PROBABLY ALEX
ALSO JNEPNATIION BITCHES
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is moving to michigan
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Tampons r gross… Especially bloody ones.
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^same
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nice girl friend blake geis
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More tits more bloody tampons more everything. God you comment dudes are such fucking pansies.
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I told you kids to stop playing with my old tampons!
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when the fuck did white trash become so hip in snowboarding
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lol
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although i would have sex with all of them this is fuckin stupid
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Hey guys. Nobody says that women’s snowboarding is perfect. But these girls are at least tryin’. Some of the spots in trailer are really gnarly and I don’t think that some of you would ever try to 50-50 it. So stop hatin’ and try to appreciate hard work.
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1:07 JED?
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THAT TAMPON GIVES ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES
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we should all dress like girls to be pro?
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Hahaha bloody tampon!!! See Dangy? I told you people would flip over it.
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tampon pillow fights
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she should have ate the tampon, thats hardcore
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after reading the comments i thought it was going to suck..fuck you haters. THIS SHIT RULES.
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I WANT MORE BLOODY TAMPON FIGHTS
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trying t∞ hard
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Ive watched this about 20x doesnt get old…. i like the bloody tampon shit u guys are pussies! i wanna marry every one of these girls
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If I wanted to watch girls doing mediocore tricks Id just watch tranny finders
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to be honest, i’d fuck all of them except one. titties=nice. bloody tampon? rachet. anything with the elliot sisters should be burned or just never produced. those hoes cant even board let alone suck dick. but hey, if your a pro, get at em. or they’ll probably get at you. they love the pro hoe-down, favorite event. this video is wack, but really entertaining. it was a nice try.
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not bad, i like to see people doing what they love at least. look at all the comments it got. Some exposure is better than none. I’m in it for Marie Hucal anyhow.
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Lifestyle shots the movie
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nappy bitches on boards why not!
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GET ASSBUSTER SOME PREPARATION H
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It’s always nice to see that any thing with girls snowboarding always has the most comments, that are just filled with hateful jealous comments. nice. just what snowboarding needs.
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http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/46841
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All of you dumb shit pansy dudes just wish you could be as hilarious and crude as these ladies, all of the filler is sarcastic. and as far as the riding goes, its called a teaser for a reason. And I’m sure you would love to toss a tampopsicle too.
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I started watching at 0:13 and finished at 0:15
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that down flat close out was fucked, guarantee all you pussies hating wouldn’t get near it
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darrah reid-mclean get your shit together you coulda been tha best
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WORD. mad propz. Fuck da hate! shits gonna be dopesauce. Nice work.
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u mad bro?
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EVIL KITTY!!!!!!!
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these are the SHE-linz aka gremlinz wit tits
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i’m pumped. yall just haters.
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Too Hard? Come on, you cant have that title for an am women’s snowboarding flick. It should be “Not Hard Enough”
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read the interview u dipshit! theres a reason for the name u retard
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should i be expecting a porno?????
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Weren’t those just the VG guys?
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some boys dont know how to handle boss ladies.
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recycled trendy rubish
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Bloody tampons…how progressive.
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classless beezies. start learning triple corks
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this woulda been way sweeter if i was baked.
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Lame as it comes.
More snowboarding less looser’s.
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why doesn’t she hit that gap to rail @1:05?
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FINSIH YOUR BOOZE HOT BITCH @0:32
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All u bitchs suck and no one even wanted to see ur tit in the beginning. We like pot and hot chicks
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FUCK YOU THIS IS DISGUSTIN TAKE THIS OFF I FUCK SO MANY CHICKS AND YOU GUYS BLOW CHUNKS FUCK OFF WITH THIS HIPPY SHIT
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how about you guy$ suck my FUCKING NUTS HAHA LOL i STARTED SMOKING POT WHEN I WAS 12 LIKE I GIVE A SHIT SCHOOL SUCKS AND IS BORING I PUNCH MY PRINCIPAL FUCK HIM AND HIS RULE$
-pottok3rbongguy
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you don’t even like the dead and I hate you
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plus you probz dont even smoke on pot
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i do pot bluntz everyday what do you guys like a dutch pot blunt or a cherry one
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Can i have your guts? if not its cool
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berm sounds cool ASL
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WASSUP YO
LIKE THIS IS YOU R STONED
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one boob, one bloody tampon, three metal ass girls, bottles and shit beeing broken, underage girls drinking forties, one happy ass dog, and some snowboarding makes one badass video, and on another not i’m gona call out the people that are digusted by the bloody frozen tampon, you wouldn’t fuck a girl on her period, man i’m always raw dogging looking for blood, sweeat and tears when i’m fucking, you guys need to stop being baby back bitches
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