Rejected EditsBy Jeremiah Paquette • Sep 1st, 2012 • Category: Features, Latest, Rejected Edits, Videos
The Rejected Edits folder has been pretty small lately. Good work people, you’re starting to understand that no one cares about your shitty edits. Unfortunately the privileged few who get to take part in summer snowboarding haven’t got the memo. This round of edits lures you in with what could potentially be an ok viewing, only to quickly make you wish you never turned your computer on.
Summer Shred: D-
I gave your Bear Mountain-goes-indoors edit the benefit of the doubt until :16. Whatever you call that is a dead ringer for a reject. I especially liked the chick with the late press at 1:06. You can get more laps then a 14-year-old on Red Bull at hyland in this dome. You should be able to put out a better edit.
Yet again, until you tried to start your own cool guy summer word and hand gesture, your edit was ok. Just because you went to High Cascade does not mean you need to create some bullshit like that. The word makes sense though. Because “cash” is exactly what you all must have a good amount of to go to HCSC and be ok with standing around filming.
Fern Hill Urban Session: D
You made a poorly filmed/edited video about eating shit on a weak down wall. The last rail is pretty sick, but if you’re going to include shots in edits you should aim to use only shots where you’re not nearly falling off early.
Strike Lapse with Benny Comber: C
The curse of the lure you in to a shitty edit. :09. What the fuck is that? You remind me of a CU first year student riding Breck trying to do all the moves and make a name for himself in the industry.
Session 5 highcascade: B
It seems like as part of HCSC’s orientation they issue a “what to wear and what tricks to do” list. Everyone wants to say they’re individuals and doing their own creative style of snowboarding, but you all look like carbon copies of Jed and Mike Rav. It’s fine if that’s what you’re going for, but call it what it is.
Better Late Than Never: F
You guys just plain suck. And homeboy in the un buttoned Hawaiian shirt looks like an asshole. Thanks for letting us know (they went to flat). That really makes up for how shitty the trick was done. I quit shortly there after. Awful.
Sean Kennedy In Full: F-
After seeing your previous works I didn’t even want to watch this submission. But as it is my job I had to. Immediately I regretted the decision. You need to either A) stop snowboarding or B) stop filming and sharing videos of yourself snowboarding. It makes my eyes bleed.