Rejected Edits

By • Sep 1st, 2012 • Category: Features, Latest, Rejected Edits, Videos

The Rejected Edits folder has been pretty small lately. Good work people, you’re starting to understand that no one cares about your shitty edits. Unfortunately the privileged few who get to take part in summer snowboarding haven’t got the memo. This round of edits lures you in with what could potentially be an ok viewing, only to quickly make you wish you never turned your computer on.

Summer Shred: D-

I gave your Bear Mountain-goes-indoors edit the benefit of the doubt until :16. Whatever you call that is a dead ringer for a reject. I especially liked the chick with the late press at 1:06. You can get more laps then a 14-year-old on Red Bull at hyland in this dome. You should be able to put out a better edit.

CASH: D

Yet again, until you tried to start your own cool guy summer word and hand gesture, your edit was ok. Just because you went to High Cascade does not mean you need to create some bullshit like that. The word makes sense though. Because “cash” is exactly what you all must have a good amount of to go to HCSC and be ok with standing around filming.

Fern Hill Urban Session: D

You made a poorly filmed/edited video about eating shit on a weak down wall. The last rail is pretty sick, but if you’re going to include shots in edits you should aim to use only shots where you’re not nearly falling off early.

Strike Lapse with Benny Comber: C

The curse of the lure you in to a shitty edit. :09. What the fuck is that? You remind me of a CU first year student riding Breck trying to do all the moves and make a name for himself in the industry.

Session 5 highcascade: B

It seems like as part of HCSC’s orientation they issue a “what to wear and what tricks to do” list. Everyone wants to say they’re individuals and doing their own creative style of snowboarding, but you all look like carbon copies of Jed and Mike Rav. It’s fine if that’s what you’re going for, but call it what it is.

Better Late Than Never: F

You guys just plain suck. And homeboy in the un buttoned Hawaiian shirt looks like an asshole. Thanks for letting us know (they went to flat). That really makes up for how shitty the trick was done. I quit shortly there after. Awful.

Sean Kennedy In Full: F-

After seeing your previous works I didn’t even want to watch this submission. But as it is my job I had to. Immediately I regretted the decision. You need to either A) stop snowboarding or B) stop filming and sharing videos of yourself snowboarding. It makes my eyes bleed.

Tagged as: , ,
is a man of the people.
Email this author | All posts by

65 thoughts on “Rejected Edits

  1. JH

    kris and wade coll are fuego. they have been riding for like 3 years and are twice as good as any saga wearing chuck that works for this site.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 3 Thumb down 0

    Reply
  2. butthurt snowboarders

    god i love reading the comments of the rejected edits, y’all sound like a bunch of dumbass skiers on newschoolers.com!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 2 Thumb down 1

    Reply
  3. lame

    I honestly hope Yobeat goes out of business. You make fun of kids like Kris and Wade Coll and Cooper Slack and they kill it. They will make a name for themselves bigger in snowboarding than this lame as site. And next time you think about posting a video of any employee snowboarding, or talking, please don’t.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 5 Thumb down 1

    Reply
  4. jerm

    @lame, you want he site that gave the colls and slack their fame to go out of business? did transworld or snowboarder post their videos? would anyone outside of east bumfuck nowhereversville know about the them if it werent for yobeat? get bent. we made fun of them, but it actually gave them more exposure than they would have ever had.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 1

    Reply
  5. kaboom

    jerm chews poop when it comes to snowboarding, and youre a better skier. look at swap day footy #nuffsaid

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Reply
  6. d minus a penus

    Benny Comber…C only, damn!? Cash wasnt too horrible… i mean some kids with a camera? not shabs…but youtube is fierce with them hot shits…

    uh… park edits only ?(as usual)… that as a whole deserves a D-

    damn, what is snowboarding to do.?

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Reply
  7. Ken "Blizzy" Block

    Is jerm a boy or a girl? he seems like a pussy but i dont know because he acts like he fucks girls but i really dont think so because he is a big fucking twerp bitch and girls don’t fuck with that. I’d sock him pretty hard and make his ears ring

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Reply
  8. Richard Burns

    @Ken “Blizzy” Block First of all what the fuck kinda name is blizzy? That nickname makes you sound like a whore bitch that takes loads to the face every night. Also your little comment about “socking” jerm in the face was pussy shit, and i bet you couldnt even find jerm. Now “Blizzy” i’m gonna give you some advice internet violence makes you look like the bitch, you sound like a bitch, and bend over and get fucked like a bitch.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>