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Toeside Terrors Test: 2013 CAPiTA Defenders of Awesome

The graphics on this shit are bad-ass, and with a name like “Defenders of Awesome” it was a no-brainer that one of our favorite snowboard super heroes, Terry Dactyl, had to put it to the test.

The real deal

Pros: Super poppy and responsive. I am a huge skeptic of all new hybrid cambers but for a “flat board” the tail was really strong and consistent. The edge held up great, and I did not find myself reverting as often as I would on a reverse camber board.

Cons: This board was a little stiff, I didn’t find it to be too much of a problem but I imagine it to be quite a leg-wrecker in the powder. Also, I found myself being distracted by the babe graphics… then again you could just use her hotness to help you progress, like she’s watching always, and judging.

MSRP: $379
Sizes: 152, 154, 156, 158, 160
BUY IT


Who the fuck is Terry Dactyl? Watch this and learn.

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Comments (25)

  1. Wow. I thought these were going to be actual reviews.

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  2. @Tim Horton, HA! thats funny.

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  3. hes no donny diamond.

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  4. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  5. Fucking love this shit!

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  6. I HATE THE TOE SIDE TERRORS FOR THEIR AWESOMNESS! MY BALLS HURT FROM MY PANTS!!!

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  7. “I would like for you to image strapping your feet on to a rocket and heading straight for the fucking moon dude, cause that’s pretty much what fucking happened here today. ”
    So good.

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  8. Doesn’t seem balanced to me…

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  9. i fucked your board

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  10. Looks like he’s channeling plastic soldiers

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  11. Terry Dactyl really has those dinosaur hand motions on lock when he talks

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  12. these suck

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  13. maybe, just maybe one day, yobeat will realize that these really aren’t funny.

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  14. These are rad.

    Pussies hate-n’

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  15. so.. it’s pretty easy to judge if you like the graphic of a board, by looking at it on the Internet.

    It’s not easy to tell how it rides from seeing a picture.

    I feel like describing how the board rides would be more helpful then saying funny things about the graphic like a Bostonian.. just sayin’

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  16. Why hasn’t Jerm commented on how he has unions on a capita

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  17. if youre looking for an actual review try, transworld, shayboarder or any one of those other weak sites. But if getting a chuckle or two while learning some info about how something feels isnt cutting it for then you came to the wrong site.

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  18. BEYAH! BIGGUPS CHYOO CRAY MAN

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  19. fuck ya front 3 melons

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  20. Dave from the House Reborn..

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  21. Jerm, You manage a ski company.

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  22. ^its outerwear, your comment is irrelevant, and thanks for contributing to the naive dipshit population that comprises yobeat.

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  23. I’m so over snowboarding skateboarding is way more raw fuck having fun I would rollerblade if I wanted to have fun

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  24. Thanks yobeat for the encompassing and thorough review.

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  25. Tight review. this is what the industry needs: a lot less corporate fuckitism and snobby-ass riders and more true rippers like Terry Dactyl.

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