Toeside Terrors Test: 2013 CAPiTA Defenders of Awesome
By Justin Leveille • Sep 4th, 2012 • Category: Features, Latest, Reviews, Toe Side Terrors, VideosThe graphics on this shit are bad-ass, and with a name like “Defenders of Awesome” it was a no-brainer that one of our favorite snowboard super heroes, Terry Dactyl, had to put it to the test.
The real deal
Pros: Super poppy and responsive. I am a huge skeptic of all new hybrid cambers but for a “flat board” the tail was really strong and consistent. The edge held up great, and I did not find myself reverting as often as I would on a reverse camber board.
Cons: This board was a little stiff, I didn’t find it to be too much of a problem but I imagine it to be quite a leg-wrecker in the powder. Also, I found myself being distracted by the babe graphics… then again you could just use her hotness to help you progress, like she’s watching always, and judging.
MSRP: $379
Sizes: 152, 154, 156, 158, 160
BUY IT
Who the fuck is Terry Dactyl? Watch this and learn.
Wow. I thought these were going to be actual reviews.
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@Tim Horton, HA! thats funny.
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hes no donny diamond.
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Fucking love this shit!
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I HATE THE TOE SIDE TERRORS FOR THEIR AWESOMNESS! MY BALLS HURT FROM MY PANTS!!!
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“I would like for you to image strapping your feet on to a rocket and heading straight for the fucking moon dude, cause that’s pretty much what fucking happened here today. ”
So good.
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Doesn’t seem balanced to me…
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i fucked your board
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Looks like he’s channeling plastic soldiers
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Terry Dactyl really has those dinosaur hand motions on lock when he talks
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these suck
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maybe, just maybe one day, yobeat will realize that these really aren’t funny.
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These are rad.
Pussies hate-n’
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so.. it’s pretty easy to judge if you like the graphic of a board, by looking at it on the Internet.
It’s not easy to tell how it rides from seeing a picture.
I feel like describing how the board rides would be more helpful then saying funny things about the graphic like a Bostonian.. just sayin’
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Why hasn’t Jerm commented on how he has unions on a capita
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if youre looking for an actual review try, transworld, shayboarder or any one of those other weak sites. But if getting a chuckle or two while learning some info about how something feels isnt cutting it for then you came to the wrong site.
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BEYAH! BIGGUPS CHYOO CRAY MAN
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fuck ya front 3 melons
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Dave from the House Reborn..
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Jerm, You manage a ski company.
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^its outerwear, your comment is irrelevant, and thanks for contributing to the naive dipshit population that comprises yobeat.
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I’m so over snowboarding skateboarding is way more raw fuck having fun I would rollerblade if I wanted to have fun
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Thanks yobeat for the encompassing and thorough review.
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Tight review. this is what the industry needs: a lot less corporate fuckitism and snobby-ass riders and more true rippers like Terry Dactyl.
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