The Great Salomon/Bonfire Bus Caper

By • Nov 30th, 2012 • Category: News

Perhaps you saw earlier on the Salomon Snowboards Instagram, but some vandals ACTUALLY stole the Salomon/Bonfire Team Vacation bus from Northeast Portland last night. To help recover it, Salomon issued this ABP.

Drive it like you stole it. #becauseyouactuallystoleourRV #notcool #timmyshredheadstikesagain #ahondaAccordprobablywouldbelessnoticeable #stolen

 

The proper authorities were also notified and the bus was recovered an hour and forty minutes out of Portland on November 30th, 2012. Our sources report it was, “full of poop.” It had also been stripped of everything inside and it looks like it may very well be curtains for Team Vacation. At least we’ll all have the video memories, right?

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7 thoughts on “The Great Salomon/Bonfire Bus Caper

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    When people break into houses, they get so amped they poop. I bet that’s what’s up here. Don’t take it personal!

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