Only in Canada…

By • Jan 2nd, 2013 • Category: Features, Latest, Random, Videos


For years, we made jokes at the expense of our neighbors to the North. Their accents, their pink money, and their affinity for maple syrup. But now that we’re older, wiser and the Internet exists, we’ve realized a few things. ALL Canadians grow up in the cold and snow, which means they’re inherently better at snowboarding. They’re also nicer, they have free healthcare and when you do find a “funny” Canadian, they’re extra hilarious. So it is with this great envy of Canada that we find great joy in two little gems worth making fun of. First up, meet Ford Focus spokesman Mike Nyuis, who gets a free car and gets to No Board in Pow. We’re just not quite sure how that Ford Focus gets his sled up to the mountain…

Meanwhile, in Quebec, meet 18-month-old Nevek, whose boarding prowess is such big news he made CBC and CNN. Nevek’s dad assures us that even though he can’t talk, he loves to board. His three year-old-sister boards too, though dad says she’s not going to teach her little bro any tricks… because she’s not very good, YET. Not because she’s a girl, you sexist assholes.

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19 thoughts on “Only in Canada…

  1. R.

    We took my younger sister out at around that age. We were told by doctors that she would never walk as an infant, now she loves to shred!

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  2. canada sucks

    Are you kidding me? Nevek Rancourt is such an unmarketable name. We all the know the only way Quebexicans can make it is if they have solid initials. Kid better hope is middle name starts with a “A”

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  3. upstatemike.

    i cant wait to have kids and force them to be pro snowboarders so i can embezzle all of their money and not do shit but get drunk and talk shit about everyone but them on the internet.

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  4. anothercanadian

    I’m from the most southern part of canada. the Worst! part of canada. banff is were its at.

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