Zeach Squad’s Summer Vacation

By • Jan 8th, 2013 • Category: Features, Videos

Chicago just had a record setting year in murder and death. Dudes just couldn’t stop killing each other. Meanwhile, somewhere in the far out suburbs little white kids were proving people can actually snowboard in Illinois. Now, if they could just act like little punks and stop trying to act hard like the gangsters and killers that live just east.

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  1. Puff The Magic Dragon on January 8th, 2013 at 6:32 pm:

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  2. wumbo on January 8th, 2013 at 6:45 pm:

    I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would

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  3. @@@@@@@brighton on January 8th, 2013 at 6:46 pm:

    If I had to snowboard on a hill with 10 rails id be decent at them too. But hey high fives to you guys, you guys did a really good job. All I know is that im stoked i have brighton as my home mountain.

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  4. Timwindells'ballsack on January 8th, 2013 at 6:52 pm:

    Wilson, chuuch.

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  5. fuck these kids on January 8th, 2013 at 6:53 pm:

    EH MATEY FUCK YOU THEY’RE GOING TO CABO

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  6. IT CAN'T BE SUMMER on January 8th, 2013 at 6:57 pm:

    it cant be summer because i ride a never summer on the culverts of tyro-lllllllll

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  7. Ting on January 8th, 2013 at 7:25 pm:

    fuck yeah wilson,killin it

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  8. @Puff the Magic Dragon on January 8th, 2013 at 7:28 pm:

    Fuck off, Sunburst kills it

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  9. GHOSTPUMPKIN on January 8th, 2013 at 7:47 pm:

    THE KIDS PUT OUT.

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  10. Don on January 8th, 2013 at 7:48 pm:

    nom nom nom meow

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  11. conorschmellyballs on January 8th, 2013 at 7:50 pm:

    get a fucking job

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  12. shmemmah on January 8th, 2013 at 8:17 pm:

    yolo

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  13. kennyd on January 8th, 2013 at 8:26 pm:

    Pizza Boy Achya Boy Wilson, Spliffs and Zas for life

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  14. Hash Slinging Slasher on January 8th, 2013 at 9:04 pm:

    Wait… I liked this

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  15. Curtin on January 8th, 2013 at 9:08 pm:

    Wilson playing with fire

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  16. damnbecky on January 8th, 2013 at 9:26 pm:

    stay sneaky

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  17. G Code on January 8th, 2013 at 9:30 pm:

    Shit was fire! We’ll see more from these kids in the future for sure

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  18. 'merica on January 9th, 2013 at 12:06 am:

    yikes.

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  19. Jason P on January 9th, 2013 at 9:07 am:

    Zip/button up your damn jackets. You’re gonna catch a cold, and there ain’t nobody got time for that!

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  20. Brian. on January 9th, 2013 at 10:47 am:

    @Jason P

    OJC!

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  21. The reall MR. chi City on January 9th, 2013 at 11:14 am:

    nick lipton is too afraid to go to buffalo or fourlakes, he doesnt snowboard. and no way is the kid with the machette very intimidating.

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  22. Real Gangstah alive on January 9th, 2013 at 12:42 pm:

    first dude thinks he’s gangstah, wears a poc helmet

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  23. PussClot on January 9th, 2013 at 2:08 pm:

    fuck these kids

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  24. Tommy pickles on January 9th, 2013 at 3:13 pm:

    Cooper slack is a baby and still wears a diaper

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  25. PussClot on January 9th, 2013 at 5:25 pm:

    i still do not get why some edits don’t end up in rejected

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  26. Boner Jamz on January 10th, 2013 at 7:00 am:

    pretty black for some white boyz

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  27. stingygoose on January 10th, 2013 at 5:43 pm:

    tow rope parks are the shit and you can go fuck yourself if you think otherwise

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  28. fiend on January 10th, 2013 at 6:12 pm:

    deeecent!

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  29. @@Puff The Magic Dragon on January 11th, 2013 at 5:55 pm:

    Uhm the sunburst in wisconsin or?

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  30. KeithDuck on January 22nd, 2013 at 5:09 pm:

    Fresh pow day at Buff

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  31. earl grey on January 28th, 2013 at 3:19 pm:

    someone hook that scott guy up!

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