Soulcation: Montucky

By • Jan 11th, 2013 • Category: Features, Gallery, Latest, Videos

Monday: It ain’t over yet.

6:30 am. One last free breakfast. I steal maple syrup. Bad idea.

7:05 am. Depart Big Sky, Snoqualmie Park crew on our heels.

swimming
This didn’t seem like a good idea, but at the same time it did.

9:00 am. Joe Pope, head of Snoqualmie Parks and  old-time Montana legend pulls over to stop at a warm spring. Of course the water is only warm during the summer, but Joe leaves that part out until it’s too late. He can literally convince his staff to do anything.

12:30 pm. Another mandatory stop at 50,000 Silver Dollar brings the weapons count even higher. I regret saying, “Another chicken-fried steak won’t kill me,” after I nearly choke from eating too fast.

lookout
We tried to find anyone at this mountain to yell “lookout!” to, but I think we were literally the only people there.

2:00 pm. Arrive at Lookout pass, half of which is in Idaho, the other half Montana. Chuck Schmidt, a lookout local, leads us to an untouched natural halfpipe. I cum in my pants.

3:30 pm. Several awkard bro hugs, we leave our new friends and force RC to drive all the way back to Portland.

11:00 pm.  HELLO PORTLAND. THANK YOU MONTANA.


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13 Responses »

  1. haterhateme on January 11th, 2013 at 11:15 am:

    Best yobeat edit to date

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  2. Spicoli on January 11th, 2013 at 11:28 am:

    Ditto. And oh how envy you your trip to Lookout Pass…

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  3. boneyballsack on January 11th, 2013 at 12:08 pm:

    I want to see Justin’s full rap performance

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  4. Big E on January 11th, 2013 at 1:32 pm:

    I bet someones balls need a “soapcation”

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  5. remos on January 11th, 2013 at 3:14 pm:

    next time you guys should post more instagram photos…

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  6. BeatingoffYobeat on January 11th, 2013 at 7:18 pm:

    That face reminds me of myself after ever time i masterbate.

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  7. But Seriously on January 11th, 2013 at 10:17 pm:

    im super drunkef and i.e. iieks= wana ebuttseckzew sum chsicks. nsah mean>?

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  8. dromie on January 12th, 2013 at 10:52 pm:

    DROMAS

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  9. doo on January 13th, 2013 at 12:23 am:

    Schweitzer?

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  10. HOPP SCHWIZ on January 13th, 2013 at 1:10 pm:

    DINIMUETER

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  11. Dlowk on January 14th, 2013 at 3:40 pm:

    Pussy cant even open his beer with his thumb and has to used a sword

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  12. rynoaur on January 15th, 2013 at 4:44 am:

    “you guys need a sword? err…” classic

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  13. PileS on June 3rd, 2013 at 10:00 am:

    and to think the pope didnt bring back a bufallo hide or nothing for his minions stuck in the western rains

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