Skier Mating Ritual

By • Jan 21st, 2013 • Category: Extra Featured, Featured, Features, Latest, Random, Videos

What was labeled as a normal skiing edit, was actually filmed documentation of the mating process between two skiers. Yobeat Special reporter Justin Leveille narrates the unity of two lovers.

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94 thoughts on “Skier Mating Ritual

  1. Martha Leveille

    Son! Honestly. Your narration sucked, you stuttered, your nature voice was terrible. David Attenbourough is rolling around in his grave. He’s dead right? Come home right this instant. I thought I taught you to make funnier jokes than this. Joking about gay sex and holding hands and balls if for people in the third grade for Christ’s sake! Real Skifi is the shit and you should feel bad.

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  2. Moosen

    This shit is weak. Real SkiFi are bunch of rad creative dudes. Get out everyonce in awhile and rather than making fun of someone else’s creativity, create something of your own.

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  3. Eero Ettala

    When skiers can make any piece of film that is even comparable to the latest cooking with gas episode, then we’ll talk. Until then, stop making this “mad jib” garbage

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  4. Tammy Wamsticks

    Stick to snowboarding yobeat, leave the ski stuff to Brobomb. You’re trying too hard.

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  5. Yossarian

    “Symbolic swirley doppel” I don’t care who you are or what you ride we need more of these.

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  6. Notcore

    To be a core snowboarder these days you have to like skiers and think shaun white is awesome. Its so played out to hate both.
    Good thing im not core so i can still hate both

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  7. breakyoselfool

    Hey Skiers, If we ever see this Justin guy out in public lets take the term “fag bash” and give it a whole new meaning. Possibly involving a Bunch of “Skier Faggots” bashing this fucking intolerant bigots skull into a million little pieces on some breckenridge side walk. Watch your back little Fella! Remember Talking shit on the internet is easy, but fighting your way out of a sea of first drop thugs is something that will forever scar a man….Oh and go fuck yourself Yobeat!

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  8. breakyoselfool

    oh and just for the record, I’m not an advocate for senseless violence, just the thought of a bunch of tall tee clad 13 year olds with guns and a thirst for vengance really set me off.

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  9. Albert Einstein

    I have made some calculations and come to the conclusion that as a result of Real Skifi’s newest and this far most awesome episode, skiing is now scientifically prooved to be way cooler than snowboarding, therefore making the discussion of which one is cooler pointless.

    Scienced.

    Sincerely,

    Albert Einstein.

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  10. HOOLIGAN

    ahaha all these kids saying that the skiing was cool……….that was sooo gay. those kids blow eachother. skiing is for dude lovers. yobeat4life

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  11. FIDLAR

    Skiiers go back to your fucking newschoolers forums. Stanley would literally strangle you all with his purple leg bag. We don’t care how how trendy you are and how many times you can spin on top of one fucking rail.

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  12. rock solid stiffy

    by my calculations I have determined per the comments of ye video that all is a bunch of dumb white kids, enjoy your snow sports kiddos! Snowboard… ski, what the fuck, your all the same lame motherfuckers.

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  13. frankar

    I dont normally like skiing but that was fucking sick. You sir are why im ashamed to be a snowboarder sometimes. fail.

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  14. DTT

    It would have been way better if there wasn’t that creepy voice over. And I think a lot of snowboarder jealousy is definitely coming out in these comments… And I can say that because I ride and I am jealous I can’t nut a rail.

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  15. Mike R

    I ski but seriously I don’t get what fuels the animosity between skiers and snowboarders. I mean, like, we both slide down the mountain and stuff. Just in different ways. Occasionally I’ll trade gear with one of my snowboarder friends and it makes for a fun day of eating shit. Lets play nice.

    Also this video is kinda boring until near the end. Nothing I’d call insulting but that “symbolic swirlydoppel” shit was hilarious. Haha

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