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Dear Miranda Writes, From A Fellow Snowboard Rapper

Dear Miranda,

As a member of the unofficial snowboard rap network, I just wanted to welcome you to the community and give you a couple pointers. I think your first attempt at snowboard rapping was a good effort, but we can’t all make a master piece such as the shadow fit binding rap our first try. Don’t worry, you will get there one day. If you want to take a stab at remixing the track together, I am totally down. If not, here are a few pointers from myself, snowboarding’s third favorite white rapper.

Tip #1 Try and use the actual Busta Rhymes, not his stunt double for the intro skit, it would add to your credibility. At least make the guy pretend he is Busta.

Tip #2 The Curb Your Enthusiasm song one minute into the video kind of threw me off.

Tip #3 The coolest scene in your video is at 3:02 and it is a skier balancing on his poles. If you are making a snowboard-themed song, the coolest shot should probably not be a skier.

Tip #4 All the people filming themselves with GoPros? Those are great. More of those. Definitely.

Tip #5 You must delicately balance talking about how awesome you are while still talking about snowboarding in a way that lets us know you really board. Take this girl for example:

“On my board, it’s my passion I want winter all the time
So I can bust my steazy moves cruise it ain’t no crime
I fly down the hill like a jet plane fighter,
I smoke a joint in the trees, got my windproof lighter
I’m high as hell, mobbin down that hill. ”

Until Next Time Miranda!

xoxo
Stan

ps. Call me.

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Comments (55)

  1. I think I found my next song for an edit..
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  2. YoBeat x WorldStarHipHop
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  3. It would be alright if she wasn’t all fat. That bitch dont snowboard shes to chunky.
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  4. is she sponsored by burton? otherwise technine would have to pay a lot to get her on their team
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  5. First suffrage, now this!
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  6. oh no. poor girl :D
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  7. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  8. Justin I have your Big Sky rap on tape if you want it…….
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  9. This shit sucks so bad…there isn’t one part that flows and its a fucking joke to snowboarding. Anyone who thinks this shitty rap “flows” is retarded and needs to jump off the nearest highest surface…onto their fucking face.

    Yours Truly,
    Uncle Fuckin’ Larry

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  10. second video is an insult to the first one…Miranda Writes is dope http://youtu.be/WcWtdYLp_V4
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  11. SCREW THE VIDEO, THE TALENT IS NOT FUCKING THERE!

    Yours Truly,
    Uncle Fuckin’ Larry

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  12. Dope crossover video. Great vid for someone 18 years old, that produced and directed it herself.
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  13. ouch say uncle uncle NOT lol
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  14. Heres our rap live from the top of Boreal in Tahoe, among other spots out west…I was one of the producers of the Under Armour 3rd Rail Jam… its called “FIGHT TO THE TOP” by Lam & Grins feat: Pigeon John
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BOlTdKdBOw
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  15. since this statement exists: (Please note: We consider all submissions open for mockery. We are Yobeat, after all. If you’re going to be a baby about it, please don’t bother sending them.)

    commentary isnt obviously the same you would get from an A&R so case dismissed dueces

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  16. im tryin to have fun with that girls butt
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  17. Miranda would slob so hard on Ben Maki’s nob
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  18. good thing the real Hip Hop Pioneers know music

    DarrylDMCMcDaniels@THEKINGDMC

    @MirandaWritesMc Miranda Writes, then recites! Good work!!!!

    Retweeted by Joysey Gurl

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  19. SO HOTT
    HOTTEST SHIT OUT
    CONTINUING IN THE GREAT TRADITION OF EMBARRASSING MEETS EMBARRASSING
    SNOWBOARD RAPP
    RAPP SNOWBOARD
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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  20. 3:10 – Jump jump, its time get, get, humped humped!
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  21. Rap game Charles Barkley
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  22. straight fire
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  23. feat. Lamar J
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  24. the only funny snowboard rap video in history is the austin leonard riff raff one. these just made me hate women’s snowboarding more.
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  25. she sucks aids outta dicks
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  26. THIS CHICK RIPPED
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  27. BOTH THESE CHICKS COPIED KATIE LAYNE SO HARD…….. http://youtu.be/43Gc8gqdaO8 or http://youtu.be/euqlnJtCqNA
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  28. Well, its still better than the WNBA.
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  29. who the hell is katie layne? eeks shes making a mockery of the shit more garbage rap and dumb white girls. looks like at least this chick meaning the one with the actual real videographer has her shit correct. thanks for sharing her youtube page is tight too
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  30. Pretty sure Chris Shields filmed tips up hoes down, and it says Rocky Maloney edited this both are successful videographer and photographers in the snow industry. Plus Katie Layne wasn’t agapper r ass bitch like this hood rat,
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  31. all her stuff is garbage never heard of either till today but the fact is simply this: one talks about her D cups the other chick talks about riding and being free on the mountain. and hey props to those cats too for making a buck on those big cups lol whack what makes you think the other is a hood rat? looks like katie is a porn star…trying to leave that behind hence all her hoe promos lol
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  32. Pretty sure Kayie Layne was a a professional big mountain skier so yeah not a porn star, listen to her interviews, younare obviously not in the snow community or you would know who Katie Layne is
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  33. rebecca black of snowboarding
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  34. @ Timmy dope…..great channel respect
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  35. i profusely vomited all over myself and my cat
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  36. Does anyone know where i can buy a good pair of skis ?
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  37. black people that aren’t stevie bell don’t snowboard
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  38. started out like a porno
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  39. I think that’s keir dillions daughter.
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  40. Sal Masekala’s sister needs to be locked in the closet again
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  41. I got my wind proff lighter and i’m sliding thorugh the tree’s

    popped a molly i’m sweatin’ whoo

    deez hoes be killin shit

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  42. ayyy dis trinidad james we ballin ZZZ playa! we gots da southern slang out chea!
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  43. the new york times is totally wrong about snowboarding. it’s totally cool, look how cool this video is!!! keep up the snowboard rap so we can prove to the world how really cool we are!!!
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  44. The song is kinda rad, but the video NO BUENO.
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  45. I’m going to listen to this song in my Tahoe while driving too Stratton!
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  46. This makes me wanna quit snowboarding. It’s like when Chris brown tried to rock snowboard googles. And we smoke spliffs, not joints. Bitch.
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  47. dope track…didnt see anyone smoking anything in the video..refreshing change for once my kids will be able to listen to and watch..and repeat lyrics…they loved it and are boarders too… already bought the itunes download keep it up Miss Writes…word of advice after reading all of the negative and disrespectful comments as a father keep inspiring our youth please…we need more young ladies like you
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  48. another sign the mayan apocalypse needs to be be re-calculated.
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  49. who said Juicy J was the best thing thats happend to snowboarding?
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  50. shes def dope as an MC I found her link performing here http://youtu.be/xuoLKkn9cpQ this is guy from channel live hakin green who did madizm w KRS on stage with her
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  51. you idiots.. im subscribed to her youtube channel not only is she great but she just uploaded a video of her boarding.. she obviously isnt a bad rider at all you should do more research

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngiKbkKsLlo

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