Photos by Jake Hanson Video and Words by Stan.
Summer is almost over at Timberline and van life has become more stale than the dated saltine crackers I call a food supply. Luckily, I was invited to hang out at Camp CAPiTA (Campita) and golly, there is no better way to shake the Gov’y blues than to camp in the woods with 35 people. It helps that there’s free food and free booze, but mostly the dudes from CAPiTA go hard. No joke, they take the whole “keep snowboarding badass” thing seriously.
After an outing like this I have come to realize that normal camping is for the weak of heart and if you want to camp CAPiTA style, this is what you are going to need:
And lots of it. In one night alone three handles disappeared while everyone took turns making sloppy speeches about how much they love each other.
You know what is cooler than nature? Riding extremely loud motorcycles in nature while simultaneously flipping off your middle and doing burn outs. With an artillery of two-wheeled motor toys to choose from, there is no question that everyone else camping at that lake fucking hated us.
This actually has nothing to do with camping, but the entire staff joined forces in dodgeball and it was quite an event to behold. I filmed Tedore’s face up close for most of it and I’m pretty sure Durell Williams actually broke someones face.
Having a bald head doesn’t hurt:
In fact, Chris Goodwin shaved his head just to suck up to his boss.
Oh yeah, and there’s a bunch of snowboarding involved in CAMPiTA too. Photos by Jake Hanson