The Cobra dogs staff is kind of like your family when you are living in Government Camp. They make you lunch, they make you smile, and they even ask you how your days was even though you always give the same old boring answer day after day. Though the entire staff is dudes, they all fit a really nice role of your traditional family and here is the break down:
Ted Borland AKA Bundy - “MOM” The mom of the family is the most loving, always knows where everything is, and gosh darn it, those moms work harder than anyone I know. When all others are slacking, You can bet that the mom of the family is completing an essential task that no one else even considered.
Matt Moriarty AKA Matty Mo – “DAD” A true bread winner, the dad’s hobbies and know-how make him a go to guy with any question you may have. “Dad, where do babies come from” or “Dad, I am trying to get this dance party bumping, but I just don’t know what song to use!” Fear not, Matty Mo always hits you with the fatherly advice so many of us lack.
Alex Sherman AKA Wizard – “The BABY” - A youngin’, the rest of the family takes great joy in the wizards antics, but he still feels he has to accomplish tasks to win over the family. He loves nerds ropes and his baby-face wins over the hearts of even the harshest of curmudgeons.
Tom Haraden AKA Hot Snake - “The WEIRD UNCLE” Toting a banjo and making jokes that might take the average boarder bro to get, Hotsnake is an integral part of the Cobra clan. He is always there, rarely the center of attention. One thing is for sure though, if the uncle didn’t show up to the reunion, everyone would be talking about how they wish he had come because of his famous “out of left field” commentary that always comes in at the exact right time.
Cory Grove AKA Weena Man - “The GRANDPA” The eldest and most established member, the Ween man holds the cart’s name sake. He is the one that everyone looks up to and respects, but also the one who’s drunken comments and potentially off-kilter sense of humor is chalked off to “grandpa being grandpa.”
So now think of this edit as a home video of your family’s snowboard vacation and everything will make way more sense.