Rejected Edits: World Police EditionBy Oliver Dixon • Oct 5th, 2013 • Category: Features, Latest, Rejected Edits, Videos
Hey rest of the world!
Thanks for all the shitty edits.
-Love, United States of MACHOMAN RANDY SAVAGE
(pour a lil’ out for a playa)
THE SWEATSHOP: EPISODE 3
Riding park is fun and all but I can see that you guys have way too much fresh snow to not be jerkin’ around in the trees. You see, as Americans, there are certain things that we must do to prove to the rest of the world that the terrorists will never win. I’m pretty sure that’s a Lynyrd Skynyrd lyric. Everyone knows that all Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrics are immediately added as amendments to our constitution.
I think riding powder whenever you get the chance is a great way to fulfill your duties. So I’m marking you down because you chose to ride park. However, you did manage to snowboard so I will not fail you.
SEASON RE-EDIT 2013
I couldn’t stop thinking about how bad I felt for you that forum has passed away. I know, it’s hard to let go. Especially for all the die hard forum kids. I think you should maybe focus more of your energy on making some hood-rich-ass RIP FORUM iron-on t-shirt graphics and slangin’ those in the parking lot at your local hill. Either that or just keep working on your shred game, I like my waffle fries crispy, ya dig?
THE SCURVY DAWGS DOWN UNDER EP. 1
Duuuuuude, you have to have a dick that is greater than or equal to the size of Teddy Roosevelt’s in order to Black Sabbath in a video. You definitely did not qualify here. New Zealand, you’re blowing it. Expect a letter from the UN soon, you’re done. Turn in your badge and gun.. it’s over.
HOW TO RIDE POWDER
Your edit smells like wiener schnitzel! Croatia seems to be free of terrorists thanks to your edit. It still put me to sleep though. For the love of Gary Busey, ditch the go pro and just enjoy your fuckin’ powder day. You’ll thank me later!
Dude, Japan is fucking cool. Hey YoBeat, we should, as an entire online community, go to there! I heard there are a shit load of cats roaming the streets, casual sex hotels all over the place, and delicious vegetarian food. There is also this indoor spot where they build a jump with a big ass piece of plywood for a landing and everyone has a great fucking time. Let’s all go get fucking loose in Japan with these guys. What say you?
KUSTEN KLICK SEASON 2 EP. 7
Tubes tubes tubes tubes tube edits, fuck, it’s that time of the year again already? I’ll tie your tubes right the fuck up. Bring it on. Why get your tubes tied when you can just go play in the mud? That’s my motto. Savin’ money fast. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it forever; Clay Hatz fucked your bitch. He is the alpha and omega of tube edits.