The 20 Hottest Babes in SnowboardingBy Jodie Beechem • Oct 8th, 2013 • Category: Features, Latest, Random
When I was a sassy young 18-year-old, I interned at Snowboarder Magazine. One of my first assignments was to scribe a list of the 20 most attractive men in snowboarding, because as a girl, that’s all I cared about, right? We’ve come a long way since then, (women are respected as capable members of the community, right?) but that’s no reason that our new 18-year-old female intern shouldn’t update the list of “hunky huckers.” After all, most of the dudes on my list have kids and stuff now. Yuck. Take it away, Jodie. – BG
1. Eero Niemela â€“ Heâ€™s fucking hot, what more is there to say?
2. Johnnie Paxson â€“ Paxson doesnâ€™t just snowboard, he’s a model, idiot.Â Thatâ€™s some double trouble right there.
3. Stale Sandbech â€“How can you not love that baby face! I’m willing to bet Stale doesnâ€™t just have triple corks on jumps, heâ€™s got them in the bedroom too. Think about that one for a second, ladies. Plus, if youâ€™re special enough (highly doubtful) he may just name his next new trick after you.
photo: Christy Challoux
4. Gus Engle â€“ Heâ€™s a bit mysterious, this one, but nonetheless a fine piece oâ€™ ass. Heâ€™ll serenade you and play five different instruments at once in a dimly-lit cafÃ© in the hippest part of town.
5. Banks Gilberti â€“ He’s like the George of the Jungle of snowboarding, even though heâ€™s technically a skierâ€¦but he snowboards too, so it counts. Fuck, Iâ€™d Â swing on his vine if I ever got the chance.
photo: Sami Tuoriniemi/ Onboard
7. Jed Anderson â€“ Gettingâ€™ bitches since the day he was born. Jed woos the ladies with his immense â€œboardâ€ control and charming good looks.
8. Curtis Woodman â€“ Curtis is a true soul surfer. While looking into those big black orbs of eyeballs, youâ€™ll no doubt get sucked right in to one of his cosmic adventures full of crashing waves and full moons.
9. Alex Cantin â€“ The studliest of the studs, Alex Cantinâ€™s eyes twinkle so bright he makes the sun look like some bumâ€™s teeth that havenâ€™t been brushed for four years.
photo: Erik Overson
10. Erik and JonÂ OversonÂ - Can anyone say threesome?
11. Justin Fronius â€“ And he’s from Minnesota, so you know he’s nice.
12. Jordan Mendenhall â€“ For the hip girls out there, Jordan plays drums in a band with Will Tuddenham called Wildcat Strike. I hear he is pretty good with his drum stick(s) too, if you know what I mean.
13. Erik Leon â€“ If Fabio snowboarded and was a million times cuterâ€¦thatâ€™s Erik Leon. So, really Fabio and Erik Leon arenâ€™t anything alike, except their hair always looks good on a windy day.
14. Cale Zima â€“ A nature boy, he likes swinging from trees and wielding axes. Iâ€™m sure heâ€™d whittle you a pretty fine pleasure toy if you asked nicely.
15. Austin Leonard â€“ A true ladies man. Leonard will catch you a trout with his bare hands straight Bear Grylls status and fry it up for you into a gourmet meal on your first date.
16. Ben Bilocq â€“ When Ben Biloq looks at you with those dark, sultry eyes, I donâ€™t know how you wouldnâ€™t immediately cream your pants. Everyone loves a guy with a dark side. Plus, heâ€™s homies with Satan, apparently. Iâ€™ll get down with that.
17. Desiree Melancon â€“ Desiree rides harder than any girl, and even most boys, both on snow and in the bedroom, so sheâ€™s definitely one to watch out for. Iâ€™d hit that, and Iâ€™m not even a lesbian. Or am I?
18. Austin Hironaka â€“ You know what they say about Asians.
19. Joe Sexton â€“ Look at that hair billowing in the wind. Fuckin’ dreamy.
20.Â Forest BaileyÂ - Think of all the mustache rides…