Jersey Girls Get Turnt

By • Dec 30th, 2013 • Category: Featured, Features, Videos

Bitches still suck. I mean, for real. How can ya’ll handle that ballerina shit but not figure out how to bend your knees or put your damn arms down. But hey, let’s have a laugh at these dirty Jersey kids.

Every word in this post-even those based on real people-are entirely fictional. The quotes might be bullshit too.
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32 thoughts on “Jersey Girls Get Turnt

  1. Stephanie

    OMG! These girls like totes rule so hard. They are an inspiration to me. Hearts and Kisses.

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  2. Jeenyus

    “she yolos really hard…” what the FUUUCK?! get the fuck outta here! you’ve just given me another reason to hate NJ.

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  3. col. forbin

    these girls need to spend a season riding actual trails and learn how to board, then go back to the park

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  4. boneyballsack

    I felt embarrassed watching this, Lauren needs to leave snowboarding and never come back

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  5. roobs

    how the fuck is the one with natural hair that noone knows better then the white haired body builder ??

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  6. Normal Male Snowboarder

    1. “What the fuck” is what i said after I watched this edit and looked up who Lauren is.
    2. Wrote down every trick and will now make a duplicate edit of the same tricks cleaner and without the bullshit and zeeching and general sketchy female riding style i just watched

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