B-Rad from S Cruzâ€™s Guide to BorealBy Brad Oates • Jan 27th, 2014 • Category: Features, Latest, Random
Welcome to Boreal. No village, timeshares, fur coats or Ritz Carltonâ€™s to deal with over here. Just 500 feet of raw vertical in a 380 acre ski area where the fun had here will rival any 3,000 acre corporate mega resort. Top to bottom jumps, jibs, side hits, wall rides, poppers, gullyâ€™s and a halfpipe under the lights accompanied by the hottest laps in Tahoe will leave shredders galore salivating and hot lapping for hours. With the addition of Woodward Tahoe at the base of Boreal in 2011 the first gem of awesomeness that greets you along I-80 as you enter the greater Tahoe area became the radical mothership and epicenter for all things shred in this here parts. Want to see the future of snowboarding? Get your ass up here already!
1. The first – The first to open every freakinâ€™ year in Tahoe. Sometimes the first in the nation (Outside of Hood, duh!). Itâ€™s Halloween? Usually time to go shred Boreal. With the opening of Woodward Tahoe they are now the last to close. You can potentially be taking hot laps till July. What the hell are you doing? Get up here!
2. Itâ€™s close – 40 miles from the Reno/Tahoe airport. 90 miles from Sacramento. Book a train, plane, automobile, thumb it. You could be shredding tonight! Â Boreal is literally right on the shoulder of I-80. If you canâ€™t find Boreal you are blind as shit and shouldnâ€™t be snowboarding. Get off the freeway and get radical.
3. Know your history – Boreal is OG. The first snowboard park in existence, Jibassic Park, was the launching pad for snowboarding and freestyle progression in the late 80s/early 90s. Noah Salasnek, Chris Roach, Kevin Jones, Blaise Rosenthal, John Cardiel and a list that could go on and on paved the path for snowboarding as we know it today. Neoproto ruled here in there day, too. Come to Boreal and grab history by the balls.
4. Donner Summit gets dumped on – Boreal is right at the top of 7,240 Donner Summit. They are one of the first resorts to bear the brunt of any storms coming in off the Pacific. 5-10 foot storms are not out of the question, as are 3-5 days of continuous dumpage that can leave 20+ feet of white gold on them there hills. Boreal faces due north so the snow stays good for a long time after dumps, and the 500 feet doesnâ€™t look that big but within that lies tree runs, cliffs, chutes, poppers, banked slaloms, a halfpipe, wall rides, rail bonanza and side hits galore. It just dumped a foot or two? Take Accelerator to the top and head for Cedar Ridge. Get ready to enter the white room, bitches.
5. Itâ€™s Cheap – Season passes under $200 bucks, night passes for about $100 bucks, day tickets are $52 and you can nightride after 3:30 to close for $26 bucks. Scrounge the couch, sell a sack, hustle hard and head to Boreal. Time to get buck!
6. There is no village – Fuck yo village! This is family. Boreal is a house to get rad in. Nial Romanek sums it up perfectly when he said, â€œReminds me of back home in Minnesota. Itâ€™s not some crazy ski resort that has a freakin’ mall at the bottom of it with sushi and massages. Itâ€™s none of that crap. You come here, you park, you walk 10 feet, you get on the lift, and you get to ride an amazing park and an amazing mountain.â€ No fur coats, no shuttle bus from the parking lot, no having to walking 2 and 1/2 miles thru some kooky village with a bunch of rich squares. Park and shred, friends!
7. Night Riding – 9am to 9pm everyday. Come out and shred â€˜til youâ€™re dead, your edges fall off â€˜cuz of the ice, or you canâ€™t feel your face. Getting your snowboard devirginized on a nighttime powder session under the lights is a must if youâ€™re lucky enough to experience it on a visit. Work till noon and tell your boss to fuck off. 8 more hours in the day to shred Boreal!
8. Snowmaking – Drought in the rest of California and half the ski resorts are closed? Boreal ainâ€™t having none of that. Might have snowed once or twice all season but looks like winter wonderland up here because Boreal has top to bottom snowmaking operations and they can blow a shit ton of snow to last all the way to July. Think the snow sucks everywhere else in Tahoe? It does. Come shred Boreal!
9. Ski Patrol…What Ski Patrol? – In one word – nonexistent (almost). â€œThey donâ€™t have stupid safety patrol people monitoring your speed for how fast you are going. Itâ€™s one of the last cool places in Tahoe, â€œ states Tim Humphreys.
10. Hot laps – Borealâ€™s Accelerator chair was the first Quad installed in Tahoe way way back in the day. Faster than you can smoke a cigarette, post a shitty pic to Instagram, or watch kooks almost kill themselves off 50 footers while you laugh till you piss yourself and walaa! You are the top and ready for hot laps to commence. â€œProbably the hottest laps in Tahoe on the accelerator chair,â€ states Tim Humphreys. 5-7 hot laps an hour thru the best parks in Tahoe is possible here, epicly rad, will get your blood flowing and your boot liners sweated thru. Take a piss, grab a Ninkasi at the upstairs bar, smoke a spliff with some milfs you met on the sundeck and get the fuck back out there. You deserve more hot laps, brother.
11. 80/20 rule – 80 percent of the Boreal customers are beginners. 20 percent advanced. Â â€œProbably the best place to learn how to snowboard in California,â€ states Paul Heran. The parking lot may look packed, but trust us – the jump lines, side hits and park insanity lay empty eminently awaiting your attack.
12. Woodward Tahoe – What was great became the greatest with the addition of Woodward at Boreal. An uber shred mecca utopia came to life. A shredderâ€™s wet dream! Â â€œBoard in the morning when itâ€™s good and then in the afternoon when it gets too crowded go into Woodward. Skate with your friends and come right back out to Boreal and do it again.â€ states Max Tokunga. The just completed an outdoor bowl and snake run designed by Evergreen Skateparks. Boreal/Woodward is now a year round bull that you want to grab by the horns and ride till the wheels fall off. â€œWithin a few feet you can be jumping on trampolines, flying into foam pits, skateboarding. You can walk a few yards to the lift and take that right onto the snow. I never thought i would be doing inverted aerial maneuvers, backflips and shit. I learned them here in Woodward in a safe way and then took them out on the hill,â€ states Paul Heran. Wanna learn inverted maneuvers and not break your neck and end up in a wheelchair the rest of your natural life? Wanna learn to edit a snowboard flick like Mack Dawg? Well, you better come to Woodward!
Stay Here: Boreal Inn, Truckee Hotel, Tahoe Biltmore, Reno
Eat Here: Jax at the Tracks, Tacoâ€™s Jalisco, Squeeze In, Java Sushi, Wild Cherries
Party Here: Bar of America, Boreal Bar, Crystal Bay Club, Reno
Snowboard Shops: Totally Board (Truckee), Tahoe Daveâ€™s (Tahoe City), Eternal (Reno), Boards N Motion (Auburn).