- People’s Court
- Photo Battle
- The Forum
- Get Yobeat Gear
With the addition of Major League Gaming (MLG) to the upcoming Austin X Games line-up, many have questioned the morality of the decision. Has the X Games strayed too far away from its purpose? What is the future for the X Games after this? Will my random hobbies ever get me a shot at X games glory? Fear not! As there are many rumors flying around about other additional events to be added to this summer’s line up and lucky for you, we here at YoBeat love some hot gossip and we’re going to give you the scoop. Remember, none of these are official, they’re just rumors flying around the internet.
The guidelines to this event are to see who can swipe right with the most speed and accuracy. Points will be added for every hot chick swiped to the right. Additional points will be awarded based on the vulgarity of your random sex solicitations. Points will be deducted for accidentally swiping right on stray dudes and trap trannies.
Freestyle Beer Pong
It’s just like normal beer pong except you have to make trick shots and wear roller skates. It will be a round robin elimination tournament to make sure that the finalists are nearly black out drunk. It’s about damn time that we start giving out medals for the world’s most popular non-drinking drinking game. They deserve it. After all, the loser walks drunkenly back into the party and the winner is stuck playing a shitty, anti-social game. We might as well throw these folks a bone.
Just sorta hangin’ out and smokin’ weed
This event will take place once the MLG dudes lose interest in playing Call of Duty. Points will be awarded for how long the online menu music plays for without anyone noticing. Additional point will be awarded for the amount of bong rips taken, how quickly you and your bros pass out on the couch, and the overall chill factor of the session.
Head-to-head Instagram stalking
This will be a racing event. Competitors will be assigned the same hot babe’s instagram account and they will have to go through and like all of her “just hangin’ out at the beach with my friends” photos. Competitors will be timed and the fastest one to go through all of the photos wins. Additional time will be added for any missed cleavage or booty pictures, as a penalty.
Major League Dish Stacking
The details of this one are still kind of hazy but the basic concept is to see how long you and your roommates can go without breaking down and doing the dishes. Additional points will be added for eating cereal off a plate and using dirty ass spoons. This event may spin off into another event “how long can you go without doing laundry” where points will be accumulated for re-wearing dirty ass clothes. A handsome amount of bonus points will be added for accidentally wearing jizz-crusted socks.
Real Street Shitting
Eight of the world’s best freestyle shitters will make minute long videos of themselves doing some urban street shitting, There will be a viewer’s choice portion based on who can spam the most votes and a judge’s choice section which will be judged based on amplitude of bowel movements, creative spot selection, and risk factor.