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Olivia Allin
My name's Olivia Allin, I used to be the Senior Editor at Missbehave Magazine. I'm moving to LA to live with Sarah Morrison and find a new pool of boys to make out with. I like my cat Weetzie Bat, pickles, baking, thrift stores, and road trips.
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Olivia Allin on
May 19, 2009
Ahahaha. I think one of my favorite lines in this is the “drank kombucha and puked in my mouth” cause I’ve been drinking that stuff all week and maaaan it’s hard to keep down. I think it’s the vinegar head notes or maybe it’s the floaty mother-type blob that looks like something someone hawked up? [...]
Posted in TV is better than real life
| Tagged Boys are stoopid, Puke in My Mouth
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Olivia Allin on
April 28, 2009
A Michigan couple were just reunited with their chihuahua Tinkerbell after the woobie was picked up by a 70-mph gust of wind…and landed nearly a mile away. The couple got a pet psychic who guided them to the dog’s woody landing spot. Tinkerbell was dirty, hungry, and unharmed? [Yahoo! News] Seriously. The dog flew a [...]
Posted in Babies and midgets
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Olivia Allin on
March 14, 2009
If you’ve been following Sarah and my lives (which maybe you haven’t) you might know that we totally love MC Lars. At the old mag, I pitched Lars around the time I started…in 2006 and nobody cared. Enter Sarah in 2008, who’s like hey this guy wrote a song about Hipster Girls and everyone’s in [...]
Posted in I Have a Crush on Every Boy
| Tagged MC Lars, Nerdcore
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Olivia Allin on
March 10, 2009
I’m making Sarah come with me to this event tonight (even though I got home at 7am) because I haven’t really seen Lanie from Hellz Bellz since I interviewed her two years ago. And Stussy and Hellz Bellz are collaborating! Stussy still makes me think of 6th grade and all the hot boys I had [...]
Posted in Uncategorized
| Tagged Hellz Bellz, Rock on Chicago, Rock on LA, Stussy
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Olivia Allin on
March 3, 2009
Is it wrong that I find this super sexy? I love it when Vanity Fair does extravagant photo shoots with boys I have crushes on…in nude leotards…kinda cuddling…and almost making out and stuff. They have a slideshow of other awesome comedic actors. It’s pretty great. I’m not sure which one I would make out with [...]
Posted in I Have a Crush on Every Boy
| Tagged chubby funny naked guys, I Have a Crush on Every Boy
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Olivia Allin on
March 3, 2009
Forever 21 has lots of suuper cheap streetwear “inspired” swimsuits. I know it’s snowing in New York right now but it’s been in the 80’s in LA so the cool kids are prepping to get nekkid. When I say “cool kids”, I’m totally not including myself cause I have no reason to wear a swimsuit [...]
Posted in Clothes
| Tagged Forever 21, Pool Party, Poverty, Swimsuit Season
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Olivia Allin on
March 2, 2009
There’s a sea of desperate, lonely people in this world…drowning in mediocrity. But some of those people have brilliant ideas to rope in potential sex slaves. The bait? Pizza Pizza Movies Pizza Pizza. It would probably have worked for Sarah and I, if he hadn’t demanded for us to give HIM money. Oh and I [...]
Posted in Things that confuse me
| Tagged Lifetime Movies, Pizza, Sex Slaves
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Olivia Allin on
February 19, 2009
While ordering cheap magazines for our new house on Discount Magazines, I came upon the rag Crappie World magazine. Then I proceeded to contemplate what a crappie world it really is. I started thinking about how there are no crappie jobs, how i can only afford crappie food, how i’m trying to fix our crappie [...]
Posted in The funniest thing ever
| Tagged Crappie Life, Crappie World, I like making assumptions to make things funnier
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Olivia Allin on
February 18, 2009
Dear Credit Report Dot Com Guy,
I know you have bad credit and all, but I have a few questions. One: how the hell does someone stealing your identity ruin your credit for life, how about you tell your bank and have them fix it for you? You don’t REALLY have to work at a Ren [...]
Posted in I Have a Crush on Every Boy
| Tagged Freecreditreport.com, Pirate Jobs, Unruly Curls
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Olivia Allin on
February 17, 2009
Today, while shopping for period supplies (O.B. tampons, half-off Valentine’s candy, Chex Mix, and vodka), I remembered this skit from the Jenny McCarthy Show where Jenny got her first period and her mom threw her a party and creepy older family friends said lewd things. God, that show was awesome. Also, why has John Tucker [...]
Posted in Are you there God, it's me Margaret.
| Tagged Girl Talk, Period Party, Periods, Underage Drinking
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