I am OBVIOUSLY the smartest person alive

So I mostly use facebook for the scrabble application. I’ll admit it because I am ok with being a nerd. But in playing scrabble I often notice the fun ads on the side. One of my favorites is the “so and so’s IQ is 115. What is yours?” Now obviously this ad sucks because when you go to the site, and take the time consuming test, it then expects you to pay for your results or sign up for some crap you don’t want. Not that I’ve tried (ok, I totally have.)

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But today I noticed that the IQ to beat of the day was Barack Obama. You know, that president guy who has gotten more done in 10 days than the other guy did in 8 years. But enough about politics. I am a Barry fan, and I beleive he is a smart dude. His IQ is supposedly 130. Meanwhile, while watching Wifeswap, I was alerted by Tweet that the poumpos British asshole on tonight’s show, Stephen Fowler, has an IQ of 158. What have we learned from this? Facebook is run by republicans. The end.

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