Ahahaha. I think one of my favorite lines in this is the “drank kombucha and puked in my mouth” cause I’ve been drinking that stuff all week and maaaan it’s hard to keep down. I think it’s the vinegar head notes or maybe it’s the floaty mother-type blob that looks like something someone hawked up? It’s super comforting that there are (super) hot funny girls out there who care enough to make a Jizz in My Pants rebuttal. Cause seriously, what’s with guys with boners thinking we’re hanging around waiting for an opportunity to relieve them of their seminal fluids? And why is it that only the grossest guys want to talk to me? Does anyone else have this issue? It’s always the guys wearing scarves or “from Europe” or still wearing all-over print who are all ‘hey mami’, why are the shy, bespectacled flannel-wearing dudes so um…shy? And now that the douchey guys have caught on, they’ve got the costume down and you can’t always immediately tell they’re douchey based purely on looks. Or maybe nothing has changed and I just don’t get guys?
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Yeah I have the same issue, although I have a boyfriend that I love and think he is quite hot, but every time I go out without him it’s like I turn into a “loser magnet”…it sucks, not because i’d cheat or anything, but it messes with my self-esteem that only douche bags try to hit on me.
Hey, really glad you like our video! We wanted to make sure that ladies’ voices were heard! And the reason that just douche-bags hit on you is because they’re the only ones who are too full of themselves to worry about their chances. The good guys are a bit intimidated, but I’m sure they think you’re beautiful too! Take it as a compliment!
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