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P-Town ThrowdownPico is the raddest mountain in the world. YO BEAT visits and gives you all the dirt. But don't go there on a powder day, because it sucks.

Resort Reviews Planning a trip? There are probably many many other sites that would be more helpful, but this is the strait dirt on all the resorts I've visited.

"Did anybody see that?" and other reasons judges suck If you don't hate judges now, you probably won't after you read this article, but at least I tried.

How To Get Sponsored: You've got the moves, you've got the looks, now why aren't you getting free product?

The Authoritative Guide to Being Cool

how to claim a jump:Important step on the path to being a rockstar.

a beginner's guide to the halfpipe: If you live on the east coast, you better learn.

hints and tips for retards: the evils of the tindy grab: If you don't know what a tindy is, read this.

opening day: Why east coasters are more hardcore than west coasters.

Compete

You're from Vermont? And you came HERE, to Snowboard?The first stop on the Stimilon tour was a riviting success. Read all about it.

Events These are the only events that in my expert opinion are worth going out for. Most of them are more fun if you don't compete.

US Open Click here to read an extremely precise summary of the 1998 US Open, so next year you know exactly why you don't want to go.

Wrestlemania Unfortunately, YO BEAT's "access" to cable TV got cut off two days before the big event, but being the social butterflies that we are, we happened to be aquatinted to a classy character that goes by the name of "MC" had tickets to the event, and decided to write about it for no apparent purpose. We then got ahold of it, and need I say more?

EQX Games Stratton ends the season with a bang and a really small half pipe.

the 1999 Stimilon Air and Style Challenge: Learn about the Sickest event of the season.

Random

One Woman Party..a Night in the Life of(Throw down in lane 15)

How to Be a Killington Local..a 12 step plan

On The ill Figga Tip-a peek at our chosen role model of the issue, the Slicksta himself.

Go Play Kick The can!-One woman party talks about her favorite TV commercials. TV rots your brain, though, so don't watch it. Instead, read YOBEAT on the net, receive completely inaccurate summaries of the commercials you're missing from this highly informative article, and go outside and play with the neighborhood children.

When in Boston....
Don't go unprepared, read the YO BEAT Boston instuction manual. Almost as enthralling as the Boston Drivers manual, but without all the pesky pictures.

Adventures in Public Transportation Dickheads on the M(B)TA. Read a
disturbing account here and now.

Rutland Everything you could every want to know about a Vermont "city".

Walking the Diamond Run: A trip to everyone's favorite ghetto mall, the Diamond Run Mall in Rutland, VT.

The Great RutVegas Area Bar Tour: Part 1: Drunks in Paradise: Monty goes drinking, what a surprise.

Top 11 Signs You Have a Drinking Problem: Based on fact, honest.

Why We Don't Have Advertisments

37 Ways to be Obnoxious in a Grocery Store

how to speak marketing:Learn to decipher ski reports and other ski area bullshit.

how to have a snowboard house: The importance of snowboard banners.

how to look cool in a record store: Everything you need to know about not being trendy.

how to be a better person: Okay, so maybe this issue will make you a better person.

if i was a girl: A rant about about girl power and such.

OWP Rants

O.W.P. drops some knowledge-one woman party casually discusses Barbie on a skateboard. Break out the Tea and Crumpets.

Mindless Babbling : Bring Back Hair Rock

Snowboarding is fun Another rant from everyone's favorite one woman party, who is currently out of commission. Donations can be sent care of YO BEAT and we'll ahh...see that she gets them.

A Smoker's Guide to Living : Definitive proof you will die from smoking.

Vinyl is "IT" Becasue I say it Is

from trumball to skid row: In a new feature inspired by Charles Dickens and The Gonz, you can read the first part of an 80's cliffhanger and tune in for the rest in upcoming issues. Hold on to your hats!

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