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Y2K Snowboard Videos
As technology improves, and the number of DV Cameras and iMacs per
household grow, it seems that everyone and their brother are making a snowboard video
these days. It doesn't really matter what your doing, if you catch it on film, it will
probably be part of your video part. Now, instead of going snowboarding for fun, any day
could be the day you catch that trick on film. Perhaps this is why there were about 5000
videos released this year.
At this point I think I've seen enough of this seasons videos to give an
overview, and perhaps save you from what seems look a good idea, but is actually 40
minutes of powder turns.
The very brief reviews:
411 Snow: Issue One
It seems like this has been coming soon for about 2 years now, and that
everyone you meet is filming for 411. Well, it's finally here, and one things for sure,
you can tell how long they've been filming for by the fact it's about 4 hours long. 3 bail
sections, a couple profiles and spot checks later, and it's over. You will learn how to
backside 360's, why Breck's park is in so many videos and what Jeremy Jones does everyday,
but other than that, you might have to use your remote a little more than you'd like.
Open Season
This is not so much a snowboard video, as a documentary on the 18th US
Open. It features footage from the halfpipe, boardercross and big air competition as well
as interviews, all set to a slamming techno soundtrack. It is straight out of Southern
Vermont, with all the redneck appeal of such, and although some of the snowboarding is
tedious at times, it does do a good job of making you reminisce about what possibly the
best contest last year.
Cold Fluffer
Like a good issue of Eastern Edge, this video is only really good if you
are from the east. However, if you do make the ice coast your home, you'll be psyched to
root for your boys from all over the North East. Filmed across the country, this video
features only riders such as Rahm Klampert, Mark Reilly, Kyle Clancy and the Kass
brothers, showcasing the fact that we do learn to rid things other than halfpipe in VT.
Destroyer
After the rave reviews of last year's Revival, Whitey obviously had no
trouble getting a budget to make this film. Great skits, which include plenty of car
crashes abound, set to the sounds of the early 80's and the riding of all of
snowboarding's superstars. Possibly the most entertaining of all video, simply for the
fact that it requires rather impressive acting from those involved.
Hi-Fi
Two years in the making, Hi-Fi showcases most of last season's contests, a
bunch of Mammoth backcountry, and plenty of Mt. Hood. While the snowboarding in the film
is at high technical level from the riders, a basically new crop of them, the rather bland
locations are somewhat detracting. However, what is lost with lack of variety, is made up
for with incredible lifestyle footage all shot on film, and a great, diverse soundtrack of
punk, emo, rock and hip hop.
The Resistance
At first the idea of a Forum video is somewhat depressing, because it
shows how powerful the six remaining dwarves really are (they can sell a video all by
themselves), but after watching The Resistance, you'll still be stoked on the team. Other
than being some of the best snowboarders out there, they also manage to display a sense of
humor. Although their image shouts hip hop, the soundtrack is only partially that, and
even includes a little Twisted Sister and Ween. For entertainment value check out Peter
Line and JP Walker's part, as well as the Devun Walsh confessional during the credits.
Amp
Amp would be the exact opposite of the previous. You watch the entire
thing, and then wonder, where was JP's part? After 12 years of watch snowboarding set to
punk rock Mack Dawg's movie was lacking something, and it was the content of the
Resistance. It's not to say that the snowboarding in Amp wasn't top of the line, because
it was some of the best, it was just somewhat dull.
TB9
Jeremy
Jones helmet cam, which made snowboarding look frightening. Insane big mountain lines and
avalanche footage. Johan riding freestyling his way down first descents, riding part of
one switch. This is what makes TB9 worth watching. The rest of the video is more of the
same, but, hey, they cleared all the music this year!
And
that, it just about enough of that. While Yo Beat intends to bring you more concise
reviews of selected videos, this is enough to give you an idea. Still not convinced,
here's what I learned watching videos this year:
Snowboarders
have a blatant disregard for the welfare of goldfish. Five goldfish were harmed in the
making of this year's movies, 4 in Hi-Fi (Louie Fountain and Aaron Bishop's part) and one
in The Resistance (Peter Line's part).
Fake
Blood sells. Just check out the fight scene in the Resistance, and the entire film of
Destroyer.
The
following locations were the most played out of all the videos: Mammoth's Halfpipe and
park, the Breckenridge park, the Snow Summit Park, High Cascade's bent rainbow rail (I
don't know what else to call it) and the burly death gap which I assume to be somewhere in
Utah (although it is sick enough that it will never truly be played.)
The
video after the video is alive and well. At least it is present in most of the
aforementioned films. |