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BOARDER
by Matthew Gypin
(To the tune of
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock)
Well I'm packin up my board and I'm a head out West
Where real mountains come equipped with snow and ski lifts
Find a jump in the hills, fly like the wind
Carve up some snow and find a spot to spin
Then I'm a, trick-bust it up and down the pipe
With a little bit of air and watch- lots of hype
I'll buy a board with the base sayin "Chillin the Most"
Then I'll ride that bitch up and down the slopes
Give a shout to my homies and drink a few beers
Get thrown in the snow and cut off by skiers
So do ya wanna? I wanna ride
Find the old town fools then come outside
Start a snowboard shop for all the right reasons
Set up jumps at the start of the season
My name's Matt Gypin, I'm the real McGringo
And I'm a headed out West, sucker, cuz I wanna be a
Chorus:
Boarder, Baby
With my beanie on and the packed snow shinin
Boarder, Baby
Colorado chillin and the girls are fine
(i wanna be a) Boarder, Baby
Drinkin all night after ridin all day
Boarder, Baby
I can spot a kicker from a mile away
I bet you'll hear my bindings click as my chair rolls in
They go "click, click, click" like ridin ice in the wind
I once sucked but now I'm doin alright
Pine trees and weed, bruised knees and ice
Get a map to the mountains find a place that's nice
And if the price is right I'm a make my bid boy
And let Colo-rad-Ay-O know why they call me...
(repeat chorus)
Yeah my name's Matt Gypin you can call me Slick
Ridin down the hill with a couple of chicks
Seen a skier in the park, so I took off my glasses
Said, "Yeah, this pussy can kiss our asses"
No kiddin, weed smokin, board hittin the snow
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, I'm feelin the flow
No remorse for the skiers, in they eyes I ain't right
I'm a cut the fuckers off, and spray they ass white
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find big mountain air for my denver board-ahs
Ridin ice like the Avs, shreddin powder like bakers
They told us to leave, but fuck they cant make us
Why they wanna pick on me? Strap me up and throw away my leash
I aint playin no ho's I'm just playin my Fender
I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight outta Denver
Cuss like a sailor, I drink like a Mick
My only words of wisdom are Skiers Suck Dick
I'm ridin my board up and down the mountain
I'm a keep on carvin til it falls into motion
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Note: I don't really hate
skiers but this was written at a time when
skiers and snowboarders didn't really get along too well and I remember
the
goddamn animosity they had towards us for "fucking up their
snow." bitches
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