"Deadicated": The Premiere

Quinny_ollie......heck yes! |
With the red carpet rolled out CC Theater steez at
UVM some really cool guys premiered their snowboard film “Deadicated” from
this past season (p.s. I know how to spell dedicated, this is just how we
do). The crowd was loud, rowdy and was deprived of extreme snowboarding
since the local mountains can no longer provide this for us dedicated east
(ice) coast riders.
Finally Shawn Mayer started the shit we came to see
and the audience was wowed. Wowed is a pretty cool word that just came to
me, I think I am going to use it more often you can cop that steez if you
like it as much as I do. The tunes that caressed our ears made us want to
hit the slopes and do some crazy things in the park or get on a ghetto
dance floor possibly at Millenium (Ok 2nd Floor) in downtown
Burlington. Either way the film entertained and displayed dedicated riders
shreddin’ the gnar and throwing down madness in the terrain park. This vid
made me giggle and chuckle repeatedly and I liked it so much that I had to
own it. I am sure that you would agree; so email me if you want the info
for purchasing power. Usually the verbal teaser on the back of movies are
lame but not coming from these dudes. Now I really feel like I should be
getting paid for promotional purposes, nahh I am thanking these guys for
giving me a purpose on this lazy Sunday besides praying and all that
religiousness.

Rory conquers the infamous underground rail at UVM. (Try and guess
what that graffiti in the snow says..this isn't some kind of trick, I
just can't figure it out!) |
After the film ended a couple of cops were
immediately perusing the premises of the CC Theater because apparently the
snowboarder fans were a little too loud and rowdy and cracking open cans
of pbr is against policy. Would we honestly expect anything less? I think
whenever I am around those wonderful protectors of our communities arrive;
does this mean I am always in a dangerous situation? I don’t believe so.
I just think us snowboarders like to get crazy while being extreme in all
situations. We do what we want, gosh! This could be why police are engaged
in many of our activities. David Bowie sang a song about us: Rebel, rebel.
If you haven’t heard it, I would advise illegally downloading considering
the title of the song. Just kidding, I am one of those people who wore
F&#% Napster tee-shirts because who wants free music when you can pay for
it? I can spell that fuck word out here at yobeat but doesn’t F&#% look
kind of badass? So now that I have steered you completely away from the
moral of the story…
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Shawn stalls fence style...now that's what I'm
talkin' about! |
Of course this premiere gave us a great excuse for a
celebration and by celebration I mean consuming alcohol and getting
chaotic Britney and Kevin style. We after partied until the wee hours of
the a.m. and that is when I decided that this evening earned Yobeat
status. When ideas arrive in a drunken stupor usually they are horrible
and should never be put into action. But this my friend is no red heart
tattooed on my left breast with the name Bob inscribed in a classy script.
This is simply one dedicated girl sharing her story.

Chad throws down a backside 7 |
p.s. LDBsnow and Architechs (producers of this film)
advise “everyone to get off the couch and ride everyday” heck yea I agree
but our season of snowshredding has ended here in the 802 so I personally
advise you: ride…something everyday (no gutter mind intended).
-Tessa McCullough (aka T$)
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