1. The TB 8 soundtrack.2. Girls kick-ass stickers.
3. All the good snowboarders are drunks right?
4. Snow.
5. When you get pissed because you suck you can't throw your board because it's attached to you.
6. Boards are made of plastic, not metal. Stick to rap music because your not worthy.
7. Old schoolers on floppy equipment falling on their asses.
8. Fingersnowboarding? Come on now. Give it up and fingerskate, its more hardcore.
9. Pro snowboarders don't get chicks like other sports unless they dye their hair colors.
10. Yo Beat.