Alphanumerics
We didn't get nearly as many letters as last issue, probably because nobody read this issue, I felt it was extremely offensive, and I am very dissapointed. We did get a few angry letters though, which really stokes me out. So keep being pissed off and write lots of nasty letters.
I think all you guys should suck my dick. Not every damn person out there snowboarding
is just out to get free shit and get sponsored. I know I'm not the greatest snowboarder in
the world but I'm pretty good. I just go out and snowboard backcountry for days at a time
and camp and stuff. My friends come with me too. That doesn't sound like a bunch of people
who are just out there for the $$. I dont think so. So you should shut the hell up and
quit telling people to quit b/c there is no chance for them to get paid. They should just
be out there because its soo fucking fun.
So shut the hell up!
SQUARE420@aol.com
Who the hell is this pony-boy thay I apparently have a crush on?
-Brian "Pon" Derosia Phyton666@aol.com
P.S. Please point out in the next issue that Monty believed me that I was full.
Ed: Hey Brian, are those space spants? Because you're butt is out of this world.
Hi guys (and girls)what's the dealio??? ha ha ha-
What up? Just another asshole kid here reading ur mag. wondering y I'm not sponsered
yet??? I guess I'm just an asshole.... Naw- Just kiddin'- I just checked my mail and found
ur magazine in it....I was PUMPed!!! I love to snowboard and I was totally stoked to see
this in my box- ANyways- Thanks a TON for the mail -
Love -
ARYN- Orange County CA
sxysnwgrl@aol.com OR surfsnwgrl@aol.com
Hey there
You guys rock and put so much of your time in this mag.
Thanx for your effort and keep up the damn good work.
Love and Aloha(your fav surfer fan..)
-Riana
Bye the bye, your mag cracks me up, which is why I wrote
you in the first place...I grew up in a chump ass small town (Camden)
Maine, we didn't even get to have a lame mall. We had a ski
hill, with 9 trails..spent a lot of time smokin green in the
patrol cabins, if you can dig it.
Kristina Bradley
Crank Bradley@nlis.net
I have sent your mail to TOS, because of what kind of mail it is
Snwbrdr0@aol.com
Ed. Thanks for being an asshole.
(Snwbrdr0 replys:)
Those kind of e-mails are against TOS, so I reported you, and I also reported you on the last e-mail you sent that contained profanity. And yes, it did feel good reported spammers like you.
Ed. Don't worry, someday you'll meet a girl who's not concerned about penis size.