Damn Seagulls. Jason Chatfield retaliates for all those sandwiches he had stolen as a young boy.

***QUOTES

***"It's great, all these kids have wet dreams about this shit, and I get it for free." Ben Barnhart on the benefits of be friends with the Volcom rep.

***"Me and Dickie [Barrett] are lovers, and I'm really glad I can finally come out and say this." Lars Fredrickson of Rancid on working with the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

***"I'd rather have a prostate exam then listen to snowboard rock." Whitey McConnaughy right before I put on Good Riddance.

***"They should have shot Puffy instead of Biggy." Monty's cousin Brendan Monaghan.

***"Shooting skateboarding is so much easier than shooting snowboarding. All you have to do is sit here." John Quiggley, cursing his job as a snowboard photographer.

***"Once you go Pat, you never go Jew." Pat Bridges, ladies and gentlemen.