Top Eleven Signs You've Got a Drinking Problem
11.) You can't wait until you are inside of the house to crack open that second beer.
10.) You can't afford to buy your friend a beer, even though it's 25 cent draft night.
9.) You can't afford food, but there's nine forties in the fridge.
8.) Your paycheck isn't in dollar amounts; it says "203 bottles."
7.) You justify your drinking by calling your bottle collection a "nest egg."
6.) You subscribe to the Fridge solely for the "Beers that @#%& You Up" column.
5.) You call a forty of Old English a "light after dinner drink."
4.) You keep a bottle of wack-ass disgusting gin in your freezer for those nights when two malt forties couldn't tide you over.
3.) You're too busy drinking to watch television.
2.) You go bowling at 11 a.m. just because of the bar at the alley.
1.) You charge beer on your credit card.
