YoBeat: Making Fun of Snowboarding Since 1997

Back in my day, I had to walk 20 miles barefoot through the snow, uphill both ways, to frost board. And then, we just had grass and dirt mounds to ride. You kids today have it so good with your PVC pipes for tickery. Well, the good news is, I am old enough to live [...]

Once upon a time, at a magical place called the Blue Lodge…

by Preston Strout
Last night the weather channel was predicting below freezing temperatures. Since I know a thing or two about grass (I cut it professionally in the off season) I knew exactly what this meant. Grass producing dew plus cold temperatures equal frost, which for me equals fun. You see, I’m a professional frost boarder. [...]