YoBeat: Making Fun of Snowboarding Since 1997

You gotta go big to freeze frame like this. photo: Amy Galbraith
Kumara Kelley is a bright-eyed early-to-bed early-to-rise lover of all things snowboarding, but it hasn’t always been this way. Once upon a time Ms. Kelley was a hard partying youngster circling the great snowboarding toilet. After a failed reality show, and a really rough time [...]

We don’t know much about Updown other than that the seem cool and are from Canada. But they sent us this teaser for an upcoming interview with Nate Bozung by Matty Ryan, which is either totally avante guard or totally retarded (the concept of the teaser, not the interview itself.) We watched, it says fuck [...]

Sometimes, we all need a little pick me up. This is Nate Bozung’s actual arm, and if that’s not newsworthy, we don’t know what is.

Hot off the press: Peter Line and Nate Bozung have been banned from Government Camp and Timberline Ski Area after the Gov’y riot, which you can read all about on Bluetorch.com. According to Peter, “They’re just saying I stole a go-cart, it’s all just stupid rumors.” He explained, “they need scape goats, we’re just high [...]