Posts Tagged ‘olivia allin’

Best Week Ever: April 24, 2009

By • Apr 24th, 2009 • Category: Features

“Wait. Would it be weird to sit here and listen to a CD together?” -Olivia and I have a ongoing list of brilliant ideas in my phone which we add to as needed. This week’s addition reads “Saunas with weed, but NOT hot.” -We are watching this week’s episode of Millionaire Matchmaker. One of the […]



Best Week Ever: April 17, 2009

By • Apr 17th, 2009 • Category: Features

“I don’t mean Geometry. I mean in terms of actual sadness.” -Olivia is discussing either UPS or the USPS and is unclear which she is referring to until I ask her. I then sort of simply yet brilliantly suggest, “UPS and the USPS should just collab and call it a day.” -Olivia informs me that […]



Best Week Ever: April 3, 2009

By • Apr 3rd, 2009 • Category: Features

“Make sure no one tries to touch Melissa and Sarah! They don’t have feelings!” -My phone is about to die while out and about in Austin. I opt to make a list of what at the time I deemed important phone numbers in case my phone completely turned off.  Jessica looks at my list and […]



Best Week Ever: March 6, 2009

By • Mar 6th, 2009 • Category: Features

“You are really good at kidding!” -We are watching the enthralling season premiere of Tyra’s other show, America’s Next Top Model. Tyra name drops Paulina Porizkova at some point and homegirl rolls onto the screen. Sally points at the television and excitedly announces that she is her favorite model.  Olivia attempts to quickly correct her, […]



Best Week Ever: February 27, 2009

By • Feb 27th, 2009 • Category: Features

“Sorry I am not usually this nice. I just really like people when I am drunk.” -I cancel on a boy one night this week. He is annoyed. In retaliation, he informs me he is way too busy the rest of the week to possibly hang out. The following evening, I read some girl’s Twitter […]



Best Week Ever: February 20, 2009

By • Feb 20th, 2009 • Category: Features

“Does he like TV?” -We are stopped at a light on Sunset in front of that giant oil change place called EZ Lube. Olivia points at the building and announces, “That was my nickname in high school.”  I begin to try to empathize with her, when she interrupts me to tell me she was kidding. […]



Best Week Ever: January 16, 2009

By • Jan 16th, 2009 • Category: Features

“If you were a fly people would be trying to kill you all day long.” -I find myself re-telling Lloyd that story about that crazy retarded roommate kid I lived with early summer who went through my belongings and emailed Olivia about anal sex a bunch. Lloyd enjoyed the full story. He then supportively added, […]