YoBeat: Making Fun of Snowboarding Since 1997

“Wait. Would it be weird to sit here and listen to a CD together?”

“I don’t mean Geometry. I mean in terms of actual sadness.”
-Olivia is discussing either UPS or the USPS and is unclear which she is referring to until I ask her. I then sort of simply yet brilliantly suggest, “UPS and the USPS should just collab and call it a day.”
-Olivia informs me that my bedroom [...]

“Make sure no one tries to touch Melissa and Sarah! They don’t have feelings!”

“You are really good at kidding!”

“Sorry, I am not usually this nice. I just really like people when I am drunk.”

“Does he like TV?”
-We are stopped at a light on Sunset in front of that giant oil change place called EZ Lube. Olivia points at the building and announces, “That was my nickname in high school.”  I begin to try to empathize with her, when she interrupts me to tell me she was kidding.
-We meet [...]

“If you were a fly people would be trying to kill you all day long.”