Original publication date: Summer 2005
It is 2 am on a Saturday night in Rutland, Vermont. Brooke is swaying from side to side on the sidewalk, dodging inappropriately planted trees. Bridges goes “Shit we should have introduced Jack (Daniels) way earlier.” Brooke attempts to turn around, hits another tree and goes, “Sarah, are you writing this [...]
Garage Sessions Volume One
A while back we said Sarah Morrison was too cool for us. Well that doesn’t mean we’re not still friends and that when she comes to visit we can’t make her do funny things like go on a blind date with Nick Lipton. We’ve had other “Nick and Sarah” collaborations in the past (different Nick) [...]
The other day Todd Richards asked us when Sarah was going to “update her shit.” Since he basically runs this site now, we figured it was time to break the news that Best Week Ever has been retired from YoBeat. Nothing personal, we grow, move on etc. And rumor has it, Volcom has a new [...]
“Wait. Would it be weird to sit here and listen to a CD together?”
“I don’t mean Geometry. I mean in terms of actual sadness.”
-Olivia is discussing either UPS or the USPS and is unclear which she is referring to until I ask her. I then sort of simply yet brilliantly suggest, “UPS and the USPS should just collab and call it a day.”
-Olivia informs me that my bedroom [...]
“Make sure no one tries to touch Melissa and Sarah! They don’t have feelings!”
“It’s always so much better when your week isn’t you sitting around smoking weed and watching Tyra.”
“See, I am living off the grid!”
“Sorry, I am not usually this nice. I just really like people when I am drunk.”
“Does he like TV?”
-We are stopped at a light on Sunset in front of that giant oil change place called EZ Lube. Olivia points at the building and announces, “That was my nickname in high school.” I begin to try to empathize with her, when she interrupts me to tell me she was kidding.
-We meet [...]
Nikita is giving away an outfit through Sarah Morrison’s Act Like You Know. If you haven’t checked out our sister site, well, do it now!
“This is like Follow That Bird!”
YoBeat made a new friend. Like literally, we built one from scratch. It’s called Act Like You Know and it lives on our server. And our real friend Sarah Morrison is now blogging the shit out of things at www.yobeat.com/actlikeyouknow. It has nothing to do with snowboarding, but it is hilarious and if you even [...]
“If you were a fly people would be trying to kill you all day long.”
Sarah Morrison’s year in review. Possible just an excuse to recycle old content, but what can you do?
“I am not dead. i am just in New York.”
“Mad Men is not on TV because they had the season finale. It’s like asking our readers asking what happened to George W Bush….Oh wait, he’s just not president anymore!”
“I have never seen Sarah Morrison care about anything before.”
“Exactly, no one should move back to Scranton.”
“They taste like cocaine.”
“So far the list reads: sew sequined dinosaurs on really nice sweaters, Tyra Banks is made of alien, and VH1 reality show “tandem bike.”
“No, she was licking her penis!”
It’s the first week of October. Sarah still hasn’t gone snowboarding. WTF.
Isolation, NBA related video games, tanning and more all this week!
The Best Week Ever, each week is obviously better than the last.
Yeah, it got posted a little late, what were you doing up so early anyway?
Best week ever is back! Sarah lives in NYC now, but you can never take the LA out of the girl.
“If I had a dime for every time I left my wallet in Steve Aoki’s car…”
“My hair is all scarved up like Winehouse. I can’t even get a brush through it.”
The best 2008 ever.
This is 2008
Sarah Morrison recently came up with the best life plan ever. Instead of trying to do things that are fulfilling and make you happy all the time, just do the most ridiculous things possible and appreciate the random and amazing occurrences that pop up each and every day. Ever since adopting this theory, [...]
The best 2007 ever.
The best 2006 ever.
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